umm...yeh..im lost

 

'maybe i should priss around and act all gay' - mr. asshole


phone convo between buddies:

james- hello?
travis- hey man, what's up?

j- nothing, getting my car towed
t- why?

j- well i was sitting around and thought to myself "damn my car would look good on the back of a trailer"
t- o, ok... so what are you doing after that?

 

"I should start running around like a little faggot"

Then he did - Crossin the street!!!

 

Maybe I'm too white...
I never forget an ass.
Mmmmmmm... Popcorn with Cop Porn... yeah handcuff that bitch!

Jeff Gordon has single handedly ruined the sport of NASCAR with his good sportsmanship, his non-redneck lifestyle, and his goodie-two-shoes persona.

Things I have found out the hard way:

Women do not like the five letter "b"-word.

Police Officers at the football games do not appreciate you helping them do their job.

No matter how old you are your mom can still beat your punk
ass down in a second.

The dream I have in which I am a brave knight rescuing the princess from a dragon is a result of mixing Nyquil and Dayquil and not my destiny.

There is an age limit to the play place at McDonalds for a reason.

 

Thats a height limit - n' some of us can still play

 

Damn, you really must be short.

 

Whenever I ask for directions, Nic always tells me to follow the yellow brick road.

(jus' teasin' buddy)

 

Damn Right! FAG!

Gordon Sucks! Lucky we have Harvick and Spencer to keep the rowdyness of Nascar alive. If only Jr. would start drivin like his daddy and put Gordon into the wall every race, Nascar would be perfect. I hope kenseth T-bones gordon into the wall on the first lap of every race from now till the end of the season.

 

"Some people fall out of the ugly tree. Whoopi Goldberg fell out of the ugly airplane where her impact took out Ugly Forest." -- editor for tshirthell.com

 

'you cooch'- Curtis aka Deep