Interesting quotes lately...
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From: Chesterfield
Interesting quotes lately...
"He must be eating stupid flakes" - Phil
"I need a mans salad" - Rich
"I can only take pussy in my face for abou an hour" - Mary
c'mon...add to the list...
"I need a mans salad" - Rich
"I can only take pussy in my face for abou an hour" - Mary
c'mon...add to the list...
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From: richmond, va
a friend to campus security- "hey, you got a description... you think you can keep up if i run?"
security officer- "probably not. but i bet.... HEY YOU. STOP RIGHT THERE... this is officer XXX in persuit...."
that fat bitch didn't make it past 20 yards. NO LIE.
security officer- "probably not. but i bet.... HEY YOU. STOP RIGHT THERE... this is officer XXX in persuit...."
that fat bitch didn't make it past 20 yards. NO LIE.
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Frat guy to hot chick @ VCU infront of Hibbs:
Frat guy: "Hey...are your parents retarded?
Chick: "What? What did you just say?"
Frat guy: "Are your parents retarded? Because you are deffinitly something "special".
I was a few feet away and laughed out loud. He then left the chick after she was disgusted and gave high-fives to all his stoner/drunk frat brothers. I swear...those guys need to die.
Frat guy: "Hey...are your parents retarded?
Chick: "What? What did you just say?"
Frat guy: "Are your parents retarded? Because you are deffinitly something "special".
I was a few feet away and laughed out loud. He then left the chick after she was disgusted and gave high-fives to all his stoner/drunk frat brothers. I swear...those guys need to die.
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From: Team NA based Worldwide YO
Originally posted by fatboyee
a friend to campus security- "hey, you got a description... you think you can keep up if i run?"
security officer- "probably not. but i bet.... HEY YOU. STOP RIGHT THERE... this is officer XXX in persuit...."
that fat bitch didn't make it past 20 yards. NO LIE.
a friend to campus security- "hey, you got a description... you think you can keep up if i run?"
security officer- "probably not. but i bet.... HEY YOU. STOP RIGHT THERE... this is officer XXX in persuit...."
that fat bitch didn't make it past 20 yards. NO LIE.
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From: Fredericksburg
Originally posted by FlodaSE-R
Frat guy to hot chick @ VCU infront of Hibbs:
Frat guy: "Hey...are your parents retarded?
Chick: "What? What did you just say?"
Frat guy: "Are your parents retarded? Because you are deffinitly something "special".
I was a few feet away and laughed out loud. He then left the chick after she was disgusted and gave high-fives to all his stoner/drunk frat brothers. I swear...those guys need to die.
Frat guy to hot chick @ VCU infront of Hibbs:
Frat guy: "Hey...are your parents retarded?
Chick: "What? What did you just say?"
Frat guy: "Are your parents retarded? Because you are deffinitly something "special".
I was a few feet away and laughed out loud. He then left the chick after she was disgusted and gave high-fives to all his stoner/drunk frat brothers. I swear...those guys need to die.
