Nah...before I got married I could get ass without paying for it...now I get it whenever she wants

 

There is one food that has been confirmed to permanently reduce the libido of women... "wedding cake."

 

I know the feeling. Been married for 22 years. I have the pleasure of paying Not to have sex! And to think, I actually WANTED to get married. That was then, this is now.

But as for the escort, I wouldn't do it. Chances are if you walk into any club with a couple of hundred bucks some chic would go out with ya. And you could see what she looks like first! Remember, you have no real idea if that what she REALLY looks like! Like the old saying goes, "ya pays your money and you takes your chances".

 

You don't have to be, you just have to grow a pair and be bold. Be okay with the fact that you're going to get shot down a couple times before you meet someone WORTH talking to. A lot of times it doesn't matter WHAT you say as long as you say SOMETHING.

 

Keep thinking of the Nip/Tuck episode of Abby Mays with the paper bag with this thread...

 

I fucking LOL'd

 

God that was sad... although I still couldn't do it. She had yuck body and was pale as hell.

Maybe if I taped a poster of Brooke Burke to her back...

 

Wow that was f'ed up. but I agree with Cube, it was not just her face.

 

haha you got all that but you dont even have a girl

 

+1
that was so gangsta