Congrats you must be so proud of yourself. Hell a couple on this site have met me and can vouce that i'm a decent looking guy. Look does not matter with this issue. Also being i computer doesn't mean i'm ugly. Maybe the fags that work with you or report (suck your dick probably) are ugly but i'm more of a mechanic anyways.

 

Rationalize all you want to, but you have to meet whores-for-hire through the internet, so there's obviously some forest troll in your bloodline.

 

Tax money is good, Maybe get some from them hookers, and illegal construction workers and VA can forget this Admin fees for not using turn signals shit.

 

damn I've been waiting for a new nugget to come from you. The old webbed fingers sig was aging.

 

An officer, prosecutor, judge, and jury can all grasp that concept, it's called "prostitution". Look into it, you may even find out who your father was.

 

true story

dude that i work withs girl is an "escort girl" (yea hes retarded for dating one, we give him shit all the time) and with her company and according to her almost all escort companys , charge the 250$ price or whatever price , just to pay to have her there, strip for you whatever , MOST of the girls will have sex with you but you have to throw them there own money for that + the 250$ for her boss, but some of them wont have sex with you or oral whatever theyll just dance.

But imo why not buy one, if you got the money to do it why not , better then goin out 5-6 hours finding one and putting in the work to get her and having the risk of her catching feelings and all that bullshit.
just wrap it before you tap it maybe even double wrap it to be safe

 

somehow i knew that this thread would BLOW up today

 

swing and a miss.

 

i still want to see her

 

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