That's awesome dude. Well here goes. Rewind 4 years. I was only 16 at the time.

So I was on my way to work, and I was in the left turn lane just cruisin normal speed. Then out of no where these "vatos" in an early 90's Tercel cut across 2 lanes of traffic into my lane, almost hitting me in the process. Slammed on my brakes and wailed on the horn. So I get up next to them after the turn as they're turning right and I let them know that they're number 1 in my book. Well obviously they didn't like it. After this they were on my ass for about a mile. It was a 25 zone, and I was doing 20 to piss them off even more. now they were rolling 3 deep, so I wasn't about to pull over to try to take care of business.

We get out to an intersection where it changes to 45, and I turned right and gunned it. I was burning them with my SR20 against go-knows-what in that Tercel. Took another right turn, still leaving them in the dust. So I took another right, pretty much circling into the 25 zone again, but blowing through a stop sign in the process. I cut someone off travelling in the same direction as me. Also, taking the turn so fast, my ass end swung out into opposing traffic and almost hit the damn cop going in the opposite direction. I immediately knew I was fucked.

He pulled a U-turn, pulled me, and was ready to tear me a new asshole. I had empty cigarette packs in the back seat, my car stunk like weed, and lo and behold, this was a K-9 Unit. He tells me he can get me for 2 counts of reckless, underage possesion of tobacco, not yielding to a highway sign and speeding.

I told the cop what had happened and he pretty much told me I was full of shit. Cop searched my car with the dog, found nothing but a Macanudo cigar in my center console. He instructed me to break it up and stomp it into the road, and he let me on my way.

Almost poo-ed, not gonna lie.

 

^^^^ Lies, you wouldn't have outran something as fast a tercel!!!

 

i just thought of another time i got lucky.

I was in manassas picking up a HOT ASS russian girl named Olga. She barley spoke english. (perfect lol) I was with one of my good friends and we were drunk as hell at about 3 AM. After picking up Olga from her house i was stoped at a light when a LS integra pulled up next to me. The chick driving looked and asked it my car was a stock ls and kinda chuckled. I said yea (It was actually a turbo gsr with ls wheels and shaved wing and emblems) the light turned green and i took off spining thru 1-3rd gears. Before i knew it there were blue lights. I stared to run but my buddie in the back seat started freaking out so i pulled over. The first thing the cop said was "im glad you pulled over bc there was no way i was catching you". NICE!!!

side note (the cop today said the same shit)

but anyway, I gave the cop my info and was convinced he was taking me to jail for DUI. My friend in the back seay was bitching the whole time about having to piss. That pissed me off bc the whole time all i could say was "im going to jail, im going to jail". My friend ended up pissing in a McDonalds cup and dumping it on the ground in front of the cops. Olga kept feeding me candy and the cop came back and started talking about how his kids race Jr dragsters and love it. He ended up giving me a street racing ticket but let me keep my car and never even asked about being drunk.

 

YOU FAIL

 

Back when i was 17 and i got my first civic. I left the school parking lot..and got on rt.17. A friend of mine and i both went for it and i got pulled over. The cop told me to get out of the car and put my hands on the trunk of the car. While this was happening all the buses where passing by. The cop asked why i got pulled over, so i told him what i did wrong so he was like i got you on radar for 60 in a 45, i was like ok. he was like well im not gonna ticket you, just slow down and i hope i scared this sh** out of you. have a nice day.

thank god i didn't get a ticket that day. he didn't know i was on probation from Newport news for street racing.

 

Your friend, Travis, is a fag.

 

That was my first thought. I'm sorry what guy goes tanning?

 

humm you are def the luckiest man alive today Jeremy. I have a story for you. How about racing in fairfax ? anyways two of my friends kicked it on 50 right after main st before the 66 exist and went up to i think 90mph . Cop heard the loud noise and caught up to them. He screamed his lungs out and in the end both of them ended going home in piece. He could have slammed 3+ tickets and jail time for sure. Lucky ? in fairfax yesss . I hope they learn their dumbass lesson

 

one time i cracked 200 mph on 66 and i passed a cop. he called for back up but i was able to out run him and the helicopter.