sooo......today was nice as shit so my roomate and i went for a little ride around town. After about an hour we cought some open space and decided to hit it a little. My gas light came on so i pulled over to the nearest gas station. I took off my helmet so see blue lights and hear sirens. First thought....FUCK 3 months in jail for me.

The cop came up to us pissed to all hell. "i just had to go 145MPH to catch up to you guys, what the hell were you thinking" ME "uhhh....i wana go fast". So after he ran our license he told me that he was having my bike towed because i didnt have my license on me. WTF? the guy i was riding with didnt even have a M class license. I explained to him that i acidently grabed the wrong card, i ment to grab my license and grabed my CC instead. he told me i had 10 mins to get someone to bring me it or my bike was getting towed. Just as he said that, another one of my friends pulled up to go taning. Perfect, Travis ran and got my license for me saving my ass.

The cop goes on his whole schpeal about killing ourselves and how he could give us 5 plus tickets and months in jail....blah blah blah. I have 180 days in jail over my head so i was convinced that i was already doing that. He ends up writing us tickets for reckless driving 100MPH+. My roomate wasnt having it. He started bitching at the cop to reduce it. I knew that was a big no no. The cop actually reduced it to 90-100 and i was shocked.

After he gave us the tickets he told us that he had a bike too and that he had a couple friends die from bikes. the cop said "off the record, how fast have you had that thing up too?" with a giant smile on his face. My roomate told him that it was a new bike and what he saw what his fastest so far. The cop asked me the same question and i told him 185MPH. His eyes lit up. he got so excited and started talking about how much of a rush that must be and shit. A couple mins later he asked to see our yellow copies of the tickets. He the riped them up in front of us and said "dont say lounoun county has never done anything for you, have a nice day" and walked away. I couldnt hold back my smile, I was shaking. We all shook hands and he took off.

So Mr officer.

This is crazy becuase i alway get fucked hard when it comes to the police. I alway hear stories of people getting off and think why cant i ever be that lucky. Ill have a smile on my face for weeks now.

Feel free to share your stories of getting lucky with the law.

 

holy crap, police officers have human emotions and have hobbies like the rest of us!?? i iz not believin' itz.

Here's one:
A few summers ago, me and 2 of my boys were driving up to PA for the weekend. We were cruising and caught up to some funny looking kids in a teg. We were even with them, then they took off, so I put the hammer down on my camry, lolz....(it broke the monotony of the trip). In any event we came across a bend going 115ish and low and behold a state trooper was hiding in the bushes in his cruiser running radar. My stomach dropped to my knees as I slowed down waiting for him to come shooting out of his spot to only see his hand go out the window waving us to slow down. (I pooped a little)

 

that's pretty cool

 

you are the luckiest dude of all time.

 

Thats awesome I got out of 4 tickets today as well because my GF's Uncle is captain of the FFX police, the officer was like Illegal tint, illegal exhaust, no cat and no front plate and I threw the name out their and he told me he used to have a corvette with no front tag and he knows it sucks and he complimented my car and said it was gorgeous and as well to have a nice day ,I then called my gf up after that to tell her I loved her.

 

lol, nice.

 

sweet, congrat bro!

 

We were having a party at school, and for some reason, it blew the fuck up. about 150 people ended up in this rancher-style 3 bedroom house, and the cops showed up. A brother of mine pulled me outside and we went to talk to the cops (absolutley hammered), and he said he could throw us all in jail and charge those who were over 21 with "Contributing to the Deliquency of Minors" and fine them 2500 bucks. We damn near shit outselves, but he said just get everybody out. We ran inside, told everybody what happened, and got everybody to leave. When we came back out, the cops said "In my 22 years on the force, I've never seen a college house party clear out so fast" and shook our hands. We got off lucky as hell.

 

holy shit wtf jeremy. I hate you.


<3

 

the cops come to my house regularly becuase of parties but nothing ever happens. They really cant do anything because we are over 21 and it our house. I remember the same kinda stuff hapening in high school and we always thought it was crazy that the cops let us off. Now looking back on it. You have to be a fucking prick to arrest some kids for having honest safe fun.