wrecking my car...

 

thinking i could pull off driving while on suspension, boy that was a mistake. i was two weeks away from coming off my three month suspension, two weeks away! got another six on top of that. never do that again!

 

havin sex with my wife while drivin to Georgia for vacation. she was wearin a mini skirt and decided she wanted some. so she took off her thong, climbed on top and took a ride. by the way my wife is only 4'10", that's when i had an '85 firebird. so it wasn't too hard to do, gotta love cruise control.

 

Only thing I can think of is after I did my CVjoint I, hadnt driven it in like 2 months..well, i forgot to lock my lugnuts on.. huge ass brain fart. the car was fine for about 3 months then when i was in Merrit Island FL, which is an island between the "mainland" and Cocoa Beach, my wheel started wobbling off.. omfg. I didnt have my cell phone on me, and it was about 110 degrees probably middle of summer, noon.. I kept having to jump out and FINGER TIGHTEN my lugnuts. it was terrible. The worst part is i had to go over a bridge to get home, and it was a tiny bridge with no pull off lane.. so I pulled over right before the bridge, stuck my pinky in my lugnut and spun it on, then valiantly drove across at like 10mph.

Luckily I lived right next to the bridge on the water. That shit sucked.

I also filled up my oil one time and forgot that it doesnt drain out of the oil filter hole.. I was wondering why so little oil came out, figured my car burnt it all.. Well, I put the new filter on, put 4 liters of oil in, started the car up..and wtf it was terrible.

I then realized I didnt drain the oil.. So I had to go spend another $40 on mobil 1 and a filter.

<- not a mechanically inclined person

 

oh yea,
not wearing a shirt while changing my oil + hot downpipe= 6in x 2in 2nd degree burn across my shoulderblade.

 

Um lets see...Racing a civic w/ a quart of oil in the car. But hey I won.

 

took a turn WAY to fast and spun out in it and hit a barrier and had the front of the car on top of the barrier wiht the wheels off the ground and the front of it hanging over Rt. 66.

 

first week I had my car I tried to race a vette (I was in a lane that was ending up ahead).. so i punched it.. got out ahead and started loosing it.. went sideways about 60 feet before I stoped in the middle of the road. Thank god the vette owner was paying attention. I learned to respect the power after that!!!

 

Couple of Highway shoulders, and how about running a dead red on the strip. How in the hell do you run a dead red at the beach and not get pulled?

 

in my first vehicle 91 s-10 did a burn out threw 2nd just cherped tho from a green light with a cop right behind me RD ticket but he never showed up to court