Officer Doing His Job
Cops hate B series swaps and most of all vtec. Next time a cop pulls you over and harasses you tell em' "hey man, be easy, if my pants were that tight i'd pull people over ricers just to get circulation in my legs too."
or "You know you're a redneck if your impala has vtec."
and lastly "sorry dog.....i left my license and registration at your house, and my sponge bob boxers too! tell your wife to drop em off."
or "You know you're a redneck if your impala has vtec."
and lastly "sorry dog.....i left my license and registration at your house, and my sponge bob boxers too! tell your wife to drop em off."
if you said any of those things to me...i would pull out of the car through the window and commense to whooping the shit out of you for being a smart ass. then i would write you the ticket and staple it to your forhead and leave you on the side of the road.
it would almost be worth it. plus you know how us cops are...i'll just bust out my throw down weapon and say that he pulled a weapon on me and lie about everything that happened and get away with it because us cops look out for each other
Originally Posted by stealthassassin
if you said any of those things to me...i would pull out of the car through the window and commense to whooping the shit out of you for being a smart ass. then i would write you the ticket and staple it to your forhead and leave you on the side of the road.







