Clearly.

Plus I never just put in 2 cents worth. I go the whole nickle because life's been good to me

 

Good answer. Glad to see life in the sandbox hasn't gotten any in the ol' vag either.

So I hear you kids been getting lonely out there? Honestly, how longs it been since you've gotten a piece of ass? You know, since the women must look like camels and the men want to kill you. It can get real stressful, I'm sure. Were a close community here, you can tell us.. your boots aint the only thing your polishing over there is it?

 

No...I jerk off daily to the nudes of your mother that I got from El Negro. I mean it's not the best, but hey...it's either that, ugly Army women or the camel

 

Army girls look like this, don't try and convince me otherwise.

 

Don't forget the happy sock growing a toe nail at this point, but still useful............