Sweet.

 

You're not to bright?

 

I think you meant "You're not too bright?" Unless "bright" became a verb I haven't heard of yet.

To answer what I originally thought you meant: no, I'm not very bright; but realizing this is one of the first steps towards recovery.

 

I used one once.. I was just driving through the state though, didnt live here yet. I totally missed that small ass sign saying they were illegal. Got pulled over, received a ticket, but still got my detector back. Told me if I was caught using it again it would be confiscated.. he wrote down the serial number of it.

 

Well, at least you caught a grammatical error in my statement.

Did you catch the part where SMOKEYBEAR is a State Trooper?

duh

 

No, I have absolutely no inductive reasoning skills.

 

HAHAHA fucking newb got ya

 

lol. Newb 1 dorko 0

 

I took a ride in that bad mofo the other day, and WOW! I don't think it's even physically possible for that car to even be driven under the speed limit. As soon as the turbo spools up at 1000rpms it's gone!!! Not a bad way to spend $10,000.

 

WTF are you talking about?