Today i was driving over to Joey's garage to pick up my old intake for my car. As i was driving there was this old black chevy conversion van with red and grey stripes on it. Anyway, he was putting along at about 20-30 mph and swerving all over the road. Well i flash my lights so he will let me pass and puts on his left signal as to pull over. As I go to pass him he suddenly swerves hard left as to run me off the road. So i slam on my brakes and fall back behind him. Well now I am mad because at this point he intended to do damage to me and my vehicle. I start blowing my horn and flashing my lights and he suddenly locks up his brakes and stops the truck in the middle of the road.
He jumps out the van screaming and walks back toward my car. At this point I get out and suddenly feeezes in his tracks(as he sees that i am 5 inches taller and considerably bigger). Now I am really pissed. I let loose on him with a few adjectives and advise him that it would be in his best interest to get back in his van and get the hell out of my way ( Mike Valleley style from CKY4). He decides hes gonna take down my plate to report me to the local authorities at which point i advise him that I am an ex cop and Im sure the police would like to know that i observed the stong odor of beer coming from him and his intent to do vehicluar assault. After a few more choice descrpitive terms.... he realizes he is out matched physically and mentally.
Damn Idiot white trash rednecks!!!!

 

LOL, man, that's a great story.

 

rednecks rule

 

hahaha thats hilarious!

 

quit talkin bout my uncle like that!


t'm tellin ya...there are some fucked up people that live near me.....

 

Joey... please find out who that is if he lives in Floyd... heheheheheh

 

That's Chris for you. 100% bad ass.

As opposed to me, who is 25% bad ass, and 75% lazy ass.....

 

No... not at all unless im provoked! All i want to do is lay on the couch.... your the bad ass mountain biker ball deep in bitch meat!

 

LMFAO i would be just as pissed

 

You showed him, i woudl have reproted him anyway just for spite..hell he tried to hit your car.