LLama

Throw in the pimp cane and it's a deal.

.Sarge.

I have a red on black version but it will cost you and I only sell to people located in nigeria.

LLama

O man I'm in Nigeria.


Dear Lv2Turn

Mr. Bob Jones has died and left over9 million dollars and wants you manage it for him. All you have to do is send me $10,000 security fee and you get your over9million dollars.

JROW

I can come to nigeria, but it will be extra, and the pimp cane isn't happening. You trying to rob a ***** blind now. Take that gay ass red/black swan, it isn't even big enough to ride!

Is there any hot Nigers down in Nigeria? Aids might persuade me...

VanillaThrilla

I'm the attorney of the prince here in Lithomucasa, who recently died in a tragic airplane accident. You are next in line to claim his fortune, so please contact me as soon as possible to make arrangements.

.Sarge.

Well, I generally dont manage for clients I cannot meet in person but I would make an exception for Mr Jones. I require that before all transactions to be made that you send a Certified Casheirs check for $5000 to my account. Once this information has been verified I will then send the required $10000 fee Plus the $5000 to verify your identity.

Thank you.

Mr A. S. Shole

ZTZ1010

don't go for another goose. upgrade to that flying dog thing from the neverending story. that would be classy.

bluesrt2004

Is that Carbon Fiber? Lol. Sorry Llama, I cannot help you with a Swan, I do have a connection in Equatorial Guinea. I can definatly have some rare ducks headed your way...They'll pull a premium at Race Wars.

JROW

Dogs, don't even have wings dummy.

Tainty_McFshStx

LLama for prez.