Thats true but i need suggestions not criticism

 

To the OP I am not sure of the location of the ticket, but in the Manasshole (jk) area most likely anything over 100 MPH will be jail time. For the speedo do not worry one bit about that get a lawyer because you are going to need it.

 

Here's a suggestion.

Give your car away and shoot yourself.

I mean seriously....reach down, grab the fucking peas you call balls and man the fuck up.

Fuck having a lawyer if you're just going to lie about what you were doing. "Oh yea...I know I was doing twice the speed limit, but my speedo was off by 10mph, so please don't fuck me in the ass."

Tell the judge you fucked up, pay the fine, do the time and move the fuck on.

Jesus Christ....the lack of intelligence shown by most of the tards on here is unbelieveable

 

"Night night...keep ya butthole tight!"

 

+rep Lord of Driven

 

It does not take much to get him going does it. lol

Also he just summed up the OP's situation nicely.