Anybody wanna see a ship sink?
but montero's, isuzu troopers and sidekicks, jeep wranglers and liberties, and amigos all have a sticker stating "this vehicle will roll over if you take a sharp turn." and anyone who owns a supra or m coupe will only lose one gas cap while owning their car, cause you'll remember doing it everytime you put gas in it from the recoil of going to the dealer for a new one.
Narrator:"A new car built by my company
leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The
rear differential locks up. The car crashes
and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now:
should we initiate a recall? Take the number
of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the
probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the
average out-of-court settlement, C. A times
B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost
of a recall, we don't do one."
Business woman on plane: "Are there a lot of
these kinds of accidents?"
Narrator: "You wouldn't believe."
Business woman on plane: "Which car company do
you work for?"
Narrator: "A major one."
leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The
rear differential locks up. The car crashes
and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now:
should we initiate a recall? Take the number
of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the
probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the
average out-of-court settlement, C. A times
B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost
of a recall, we don't do one."
Business woman on plane: "Are there a lot of
these kinds of accidents?"
Narrator: "You wouldn't believe."
Business woman on plane: "Which car company do
you work for?"
Narrator: "A major one."
And yes, I know there was a time when alcohol and tabacco did not carry warnings and the products were pushed at people...






