F*cking bitch almost f*cking killed me three times today on the same road within 30 seconds. She's driving a 2004 magnesium metallic civic coupe (EX - HAS SUN ROOF AND COLOR MATCHED EVERYTHING!!!).

I was in the "fast" lane (left lane) on Route 7 in the civic (that has bad brakes, mind you) with my younger sister in the passenger seat.
First off: she was tailgating me for a good mile and a half
Then: she weaves to the right lane, then cuts me off
AND THEN!!!: SHE BRAKE CHECKS ME!!! WTF!??!!!!!!!! THAT DUMB BITCH BRAKE CHECKED ME! Was I tailgating her!? NO YOU F*CKING CUT ME OFF YOU DAMN HOE!
Then: SHE DOES IT AGAIN!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!!
Okay, I cool off for a little bit, and I follow her weaving pattern on route 7 cause she's a stupid bitch and I want to laugh at her flaming carcass when she dies in a horrible car crash.

I come up to the intersection of Baron Cameron AVE and Rt 7 (the one with a SUNOCO station), and I'm going to make a right turn onto Springvale. THE BITCH F*CKING FLICKS ME OFF! WHAT THE HELL DID I DO TO HER!

I called 911. Yes, I know I took it too far by calling the emergency hot line, but I did it, so shut up. I told them she was recklessly driving and almost killed me three times. They say thank you for taking time to report it, we hang up.

I called 911 when I got home. I know, I know. You all must either be saying "GOOD JOB!" or "WTF?" I just want to make my point that if you f*ck with me, I will do nothing...except call the cops. I might make a stop by the local police station on Wednesday. Who knows...

Just thought I would tell you all about my experience today when coming home from picking my sister up.

Oh, physical description:
Short (Maybe 5'4" from what I could guesstimate)
Blonde hair, but probably spanish (not being racist. she was seriously tan and looked like a spanish chica)
Looked like J.Lo wanna be
Gangsta lean (her head was in the center of the windshield when she was behind me (tailgating me))
Automatic tranny

TO RECAP:
2k4 MM Coupe tailgates me, cuts me off, brake checks me twice, swerves in and out of traffic, flicks me off, I call her in.

Have a nice f*cking day.

 

This is quite possibly one of the best road rage flamage threads ever...

I approve.

 

wow

 

Do you know how much it costs everytime you call 911??

There couldve been someone dying who needed to call 911 but people like you clog the lines with this fuckign bullshit.

Fuck you fucking asshole.

I hope the day comes that I get to laugh at you when your "flaming carcass when you die in a horrible car crash."

Youre the biggest fucking moron on this dragva....and that says a lot

 

talk about over reacting. keep the 911 lines open for real crimes.

too bad for you though, her description sounds hot,

tan, blonde, not tooshort, drives an auto civic. Sounds like you should have tried to holler instead of pissing her off

 

She pissed me off. And is reckless driving not a crime? I know a lot of you have gotten pulled over for reckless and may have done jail time. I want this bitch locked up!

 

I couldn't comprehend your post. Please hang up and try again.

 

Care to provide the local police number for me?

 

703-691-2131

 

Thank you, Lt. Dan.