So I was in the grocery getter, ’08 Toyota Sienna, with some buddies heading home from Alexandria. While driving there was this red LS Integra with chrroomezzzz wheels, that was racing to every stop light. So I pull up next to him at the next red light, and of course he’s staring me down like Vin Diesel, at least that’s what my buddy tells me.

The light goes green and we both stomp on the gas, except THE VAN IS PULLING AWAY!!! After I realized he couldn’t reel me in I hit the brakes, and of course he gave the obligatory ricer fly by and turned on the hazards. I guess your intake and chrome wheels weren’t enough, maybe you should buy a van

 

Hey buddy, take it to the track. Street racing is illegal.

 

that was racist i think

 

that was me testing out my new intake, you mad? be real, you couldn't see me son, only my taillights.

 

Wait wait wait... you drive a van on the daily? bwahahaha.

 

Nice kill. Next time use the nos.

 

trd Sienna?

when those come out?

 

 

This was probably the best thing I ever witnessed in my life, lol

 

whoever that was probably sold their teggy by now and bought a sienna and is out racing to every stoplight...