On Rt. 7 don't speed when you get near Strayer University, there is a police headquarters right there on the right. There are always cops pulling people over left and right there.

 

if there were no cops, i'd steal the pink shutters off your house! j/k

 

Cops in Loudon are worthless.

 

i heard cops in great britian don't play

 

I heard cops in Japan will take money as bribes.

 

I'd take bribes if I was a cop.


"is that weed young man?"

"yes sir"

"smoke me out, and i'll let you go this time"

 

just keep driving....scc did that article on cop cars....i think fastest 0.25mile was 16flat.....and if they got good top end....bust a U into the next county....

 

LMFAO...this so fuckin funny..a couple years ago we were at the street races in sterling walmart...and my boy was gonna run his 12psi SI coupe vs another Si coupe..so cops came and my other friend(poor driver) got behind the wheel and took off..so the cop that was there had to make a u turn and go get him..the cop ended up passing him and got infront of him and made him pull over HAHAHHAHHA...i dont think all cop cars are that slow

 

It's all about the he said she said boolsheet.

 

and yeah, Police Interceptors are not very slow...

They caught me when I got my only moving violation (which I know Skywalker remembers)... took them 2 minutes to catch up, but they caught me...