First "road rage" encounter today, damn..
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First "road rage" encounter today, damn..
...made me think about all those lame ads on TV. 
I've been moving boxes of files and crap because we are moving to Tysons in a couple days - I was dead and needed something to drink so I jumped in the car and drove 30 seconds down the road to an Exxon.
I pull under the overhang and park in front of the store door thing (this one only had a little store.)
There's this van on my ass and I'm like fuck it, turn off my lights (for the angel eyes
) and I hear his engine stressin' to do a fly-by, I'm like "fuck it" again and get out, he drives by (passenger window down, he had a HOT daughter so I felt bad about all this) and was like "NICE PARKING SPOT ASSWHIPE!"
I'm like taken back, just pause a second, then I'm like "What the fuck?! Get back here then."
He STOPS his shit right there and gets out (I was like "err nevermind" to myself for a seconds haha.) Walks over, it's some older fat dude in a Cox service shirt. Don't really remember what he bitched about, but I was like "who cares what are you a cop or something?" He points to a parking spot "PARKING SPOT.. RIGHT THERE." I point to the open space around my car (he didn't even have to back up to go around me.)
He's like "USE YOUR BRAIN!" I was pissed so I said "My brain won't be getting me a fucking job at Cox." then walked inside (should have seen the look on everyone's face, this service dude was leaning over the counter.)
Ok there's my gayness for the day, I'm done.
I've been moving boxes of files and crap because we are moving to Tysons in a couple days - I was dead and needed something to drink so I jumped in the car and drove 30 seconds down the road to an Exxon.
I pull under the overhang and park in front of the store door thing (this one only had a little store.)
There's this van on my ass and I'm like fuck it, turn off my lights (for the angel eyes
) and I hear his engine stressin' to do a fly-by, I'm like "fuck it" again and get out, he drives by (passenger window down, he had a HOT daughter so I felt bad about all this) and was like "NICE PARKING SPOT ASSWHIPE!" I'm like taken back, just pause a second, then I'm like "What the fuck?! Get back here then."
He STOPS his shit right there and gets out (I was like "err nevermind" to myself for a seconds haha.) Walks over, it's some older fat dude in a Cox service shirt. Don't really remember what he bitched about, but I was like "who cares what are you a cop or something?" He points to a parking spot "PARKING SPOT.. RIGHT THERE." I point to the open space around my car (he didn't even have to back up to go around me.)
He's like "USE YOUR BRAIN!" I was pissed so I said "My brain won't be getting me a fucking job at Cox." then walked inside (should have seen the look on everyone's face, this service dude was leaning over the counter.)
Ok there's my gayness for the day, I'm done.
Last edited by E36DJ; Jul 13, 2004 at 12:39 PM.
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Re: First "road rage" encounter today, damn..
fucking people up here in nova, everyone one of them think they own the streets. fuck him dude, or you can fuck his daughter, lol, what she look like
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Re: First "road rage" encounter today, damn..
No flaming on this thread please. I hate road rage drivers as well. I have had 2 instances within my neighborhood where people yell at me with their windows still up.
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Re: First "road rage" encounter today, damn..
I don't see how this girl could have been related to him, maybe she was kidnapped? Hmm.
I don't know, 18ish/senior in HS, athletic, ponytail, tank top.. you know haha.
Maybe I should have been more concerned w/ the dude at the time though.
I don't know, 18ish/senior in HS, athletic, ponytail, tank top.. you know haha.
Maybe I should have been more concerned w/ the dude at the time though.
