Likewise.

Disclaimer: When attempting the above joke, you must be of caucasian or african american descent.

 

that is probbly the best way !

 

nova is full of such bullshit. i had something like that happen my friend actually GOT jumped by two hispanic guys at a 7-11. for no apparent reason, they didnt even try to rob him. just jumped some random asian dude.

i came by and threw a glass bottle at their car and they kept following us yelling random shit. i texted my boy, and i lead them to my friends house. where 20 asians were waiting with bats.

they left real fast.

 

my friend of a friend got raped by an MS-13, and this was a guy got raped! And they weren't in prison or anything, this was in springfield. Dude anal-raped him, dunno how anyone could do something like that.

 

thats sick.. how do you go about raping a dude..better watch out at the club you might get your drink spiked

 

Was that part of the initiation? Somebody's been watching too much Oz on HBO.

 

sorry been awhile since i came back

anyways when I checked out the car, there some new little scratchs on the driver side door, an passenger, it Looks like they threw a few egg's maybe like 4-5? there were egg shells all over the top of my car an one or 2 on the side, still sticking. and also there was a biggg splatter of what looks to be Milk? theres a stream of it running down the side of the car (from me driving off) and also there was Ice Cream i think? Because there was a big splatter of like something that was Hot Pink, like cream i think and that was on my door, an on my sideskirts, along with some scratches that im not sure if they are new or not though. and also on the passenger side, it look like someone threw their soda, and some mayonaise or some kind of sauce (lol i do recall a sub being thrown)

SO basically they threw some groceries and their food at my car,Wish i took pics but right after i looked at all the crap on my car, I washed and detailed it

so it's back to being clean, except the top of my car where the egg was...seems like it stuck there,just barely.

But still this made me really paranoid about goin out late by myself...really shouldnt have to be. for instance yesterday I was at Mcdonalds, and a big group of Hispanic guys come from behind my car, I'm there thinking "aw...shit" because their dressed all gangster'd up and bandana'd an all that, well they Walk around my car, an to the 2nd drive through window and just stand there for awhile....a while.... and then they get handed bags an bags of Mcdonald's (didnt pay) and they walk off an pack into an old SUV. good thing they didnt touch my car though....i got off track with that story i think.

-whatever

 

Well thats good news, maybe the egg jizz will buff out. About yesterday, they might have just liked your car dude

 

wow rich that sucks... File a report with the police and have a ninja sword in your trunk. you have super jdm ninja skills

 

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BEST fucking video. hahahahahahahahhaha. damn that was smart.