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Old 05-31-2004, 07:04 PM
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forgive the title but i had to make this stand out. ive been givin rides to alotta the girls who have asked for em (round 7 now) and usually they are wearing tight jeans or black stretchpants. now, onto the interesting part... it seems that with every girl, as i ride slow and safe to the "testing ground" (slow and safe being the speed limit) they hold on decently tight and they get more confident and loosen their grip a little. i buck the throttle from time to time to get them to hold tight incase i need to manuver quickly. anyhow since their crotch is liek RIGHT on my lower back i notice changes in temp fairly quickly. at first i thought it was just me getting hot from riding 2 up but i noticed it wasnt just me gettin hot cause i was cool as a cucumber. anyways, ill get to my testing grounds ( some nice twisties and a straight with no traffic) and my back will feel as normal as can be when youve got someone right behind you. then ill hit it, get the bike in the corners and ride at a fairly decent pace and then nail it in the straight. and by the time im done and taking them back to the place of origin my lower back is like RED hot. and i thought it was my imagination but it happend again tonight. and the girls always get off the back of my bike flushed in the face with a almost gleam in the eye and are all like "wow, thanks for the ride babe" or " that was amazing sweetie" or " can you come pick me up on wednesday and take me out longer?" etc and they are usually 10X as perky when they are done riding and alot more prone to hold onto me while we're off the bike and give me alot bigger hugs etc afterwards. so... is this just some weird phenomenon where women get turned on when they are going fast and like being wild... or are they just getting scared and that makes their vagina go on broil?! lol either way im lovin the newfound attention hahahaaha post replies, theories and personal expieriences!
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Old 05-31-2004, 07:08 PM
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do you have any pic of your bike i would like to see it
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Old 05-31-2004, 07:08 PM
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maybe they pissed their pants but had some pads that contained it.. you know piss is pretty warm
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Old 05-31-2004, 07:10 PM
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i think they like it my girl loves the bottle
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Trust me dude; you'll stop giving chicks rides sooner or later. That first fat one that your buddy wants you to take so he can have the hot one..........

That's why I NEVER have an extra helmet and my cowl is on the rear seat.
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Old 05-31-2004, 07:14 PM
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heres the beast
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Old 05-31-2004, 07:17 PM
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and no fat girls. i have a problem with my nuts catchin hell with skinny girls pushin me into the tank. if i had a harley maybe id help my boy out.
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Old 05-31-2004, 07:23 PM
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Originally Posted by tiki240
and no fat girls. i have a problem with my nuts catchin hell with skinny girls pushin me into the tank. if i had a harley maybe id help my boy out.
But there's an inherent problem with the no fat girls policy..........


You're out with a group of guys riding; say six of you. A group of chicks waives you down 'cause they want rides. There are six total; 4 hot ones and 2 fat ones.

Are you gonna be the dude to exclaim "only hot chicks ride this bike!"? Doubtful. Someone gets stuck. And that someone will never be me.........
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lol. most fat girls weigh in excess of 160+ lbs. anything less they are usually good looking. if they try to get on my bike ill simply tell them there is a weight limit on my bike ( 401 lbs) and they are simply too much of a load to get on the back of mine since i weigh 240 ( i look like i weigh ~200) and even less in my leather jacket. if they gripe ill show em my service manual that i keep in the tail. ill tell her nothin against her but im not gonna risk my bike
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I dont think you should be riding someone in the first place. You dont have the title for the bike, sec do you have insureance? What if you fuck up or something while your riding someone? That will be your ass... and you have only been riding for about a month or so. Had to add this YOUR STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!! j/k

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