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Old 09-21-2006, 11:29 AM
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Default Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice
>on what could be a crucial decision.
>
>I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating
>on me. The usual signs...phone rings, but if I answer, the
>caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot
>recently, although when I ask their names she always says, "Just
>some friends from work, you don't know them."
>
>I sometimes stay awake to look out for her cab coming home, but
>she always comes walking up the drive as I hear the sound of a
>car leaving, around the corner, as if she has gotten out and
>walked the rest of the way. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi at
>all?
>
>I once picked up her cell phone, just to see what time it was.
>This caused her to go completely berserk. She quickly snatched
>the phone out of my hand and cursed me hysterically, screaming
>that I should never touch her personal property, then accused
>me of trying to spy on her.
>
>Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think
>deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night
>she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I
>decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to
>the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view
>of the street around the corner when she came home. It was at
>that moment, crouching behind my bike that I noticed a
>small amount of motor oil leaking through the gasket between
>the rear head and valve cover.
>
>So... is this something I can easily repair myself or do you
>think I should take it back to the dealer?
>
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Old 09-21-2006, 11:40 AM
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Default Re: Dear Abby,

haha actually kinda funny
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Old 09-21-2006, 11:45 AM
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damn...had me going for a minute
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Old 09-21-2006, 11:57 AM
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hahahahahahaha!!!!!!
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Old 09-21-2006, 12:12 PM
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lmao yes fukin priceless!
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LMAO! that was funny had me goin for a sec. 2
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Old 09-22-2006, 09:51 AM
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Default Re: Dear Abby,

i got halfway thru that and was wondering why it was in cycle corner....LMAO

that was awesome!
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Old 09-22-2006, 10:20 AM
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hahaha
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Old 09-22-2006, 12:19 PM
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Default Re: Dear Abby,

Nah, what you need to do is loosen that gasket up a bit more and let your wife take the bike next time she "goes out with the girls"!!
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