I need an accountant
02-01-2007, 11:25 AM
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I need an accountant
Does anybody know a really good business accountant on here?
We are payin to much fukin taxes and our accountant needs to shapen his fukin pencil but it seems he is not that "creative" in fucking minimizing our tax burden. If anybody knows anyone or is related please let me know.
Because I have 2 and they suck and I dont know where to look
I have a feeling Not Stock will know someone
We are payin to much fukin taxes and our accountant needs to shapen his fukin pencil but it seems he is not that "creative" in fucking minimizing our tax burden. If anybody knows anyone or is related please let me know.
Because I have 2 and they suck and I dont know where to look
I have a feeling Not Stock will know someone
02-01-2007, 04:02 PM
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Re: I need an accountant
Accountants? Man, if you find one that you can *trust* to do shady stuff, let me know!!! Still haven't found one yet -- and I still have no idea how much I make (pathetic) from salary, contracts, and investments. Then again, I always have lawyers on retainer. 
Becoming an accountant these days is about as easy as becoming a real estate agent. Seriously though, ask around Innsbrook for the owners/partners of consulting firms (IronWorks people are shady like an oak tree) and who does their personal accounting.
Shit, I still haven't done my taxes for 2005 yet. The one for 2004 was 72 pages -- for the printed electronic return! The receipts are too numerous for me to handle. The guy who does the business audits for Virginia still stops by and teaches me new ways how to embezzle money. He has some great stories and I've worked a few cases for him. I love my job.
Becoming an accountant these days is about as easy as becoming a real estate agent. Seriously though, ask around Innsbrook for the owners/partners of consulting firms (IronWorks people are shady like an oak tree) and who does their personal accounting.
Shit, I still haven't done my taxes for 2005 yet. The one for 2004 was 72 pages -- for the printed electronic return! The receipts are too numerous for me to handle. The guy who does the business audits for Virginia still stops by and teaches me new ways how to embezzle money. He has some great stories and I've worked a few cases for him. I love my job.
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Re: I need an accountant
kpmg? keiter-stevens? ernst and young? cherry, becker, and hall?
those are relatively large firms with kpmg and e&y being part of the big 4. it really depends on the size of your business and your tax status (sole prop, partner, s corp, c corp).
but don't go exactly by what i say. i slept through most of my accounting courses and likely will never get my cpa.
those are relatively large firms with kpmg and e&y being part of the big 4. it really depends on the size of your business and your tax status (sole prop, partner, s corp, c corp).
but don't go exactly by what i say. i slept through most of my accounting courses and likely will never get my cpa.
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