i just got owned
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i just got owned
good evening. it is with an exorbatant amount of pain that i beseech this unfortunate news upon you, my peers, here at dragva.com. as most of you already know, i could be described as a quiet, laid back, young man, but today i made a horrible mistake and now it is my obligation to take my punishment like a man. while on my way to class today, i passed an open field. over in the corner of the field was the most beauitful sheep that i've ever seen. I paused for a moment, as i drove by, admiring the glimmer of sunlight reflecting off her luscious fur. promptly, i turned my miata around and parked behind a nearby bush where i suspected that my vehicle may go unnoticed. with swiftness and agility, i exited my car and hopped the fence. as i landed on the other side, i rolled to my stomach, much like an assassin hiding from his potential victim. as quickly as possible, i then slithered, eerily snake-like, over to the sheep and pounced at her, opening my fly and whipping my thunder rod out in one sweeping motion. she never saw it coming, but hearing her baaaah as i rammed my stick inside her was more blissful than i had ever imagined. as her calls got louder, i furiously increased the velocity of my pelvic thrusts until i finally reached climax, throwing back my head and shrieking like a little school girl at the joy of discovering how conveniently her middle finger fits inside of her. from now on, i pledge that i, dustin of central va, will log off of campus computers whenever i peruse dragva.com