slvrgtstang

ok he might be able to do something if your in one of those community things.

Computer_Nerd

Neighbor has 2 cars to park, and squeezes them into his empty garage. I have 6 vehicles and a trailer to park... and my garage is packed with tools. Have a 1900 sq ft driveway and still have to park a few on the street. You should see him staring me down when I change my own oil or work on the car out front.

Maybe I should build a small trebuchet for launching my beagle's lawn ornaments onto his roof, then blame it on drunken reindeer.

Computer_Nerd

If he starts up a HOA, there may be a ghetto-fabulous plastic flamingo on my front lawn. The two drunken gnomes need the company.

slvrgtstang

ahahahahaahahaha. Buy some orange cones from wal-mart or wherever else and line your driveway with them.

this winter just for the hell of it, find the most obnoxious tacky decorations of any shape and form to put in your front yard closest to his property.

MaxPower

Hahaha, yeah but then you would get a ticket for improper use of medieval equipment.

Well at least you guys can work on your cars, I live in an apartment complex were your not allowed to even pop your hood!! You think im exaggerating but I got a notice on my door from when I changed my battery.
Also though I live in an apartment complex you guys have houses which is a big difference.

Computer_Nerd

I put out little 4" orange safety cones when working on the car on the street so my legs don't get run over by soccer moms blabbing on cell phones while backhanding their kids.

I was the only one in the entire neighborhood that decorated for Halloween.

slvrgtstang

wow.... sounds like you live in a neighborhood with boring people and old farts. Is that dude by the way with the 15K yard and his custom shed old? like 60+ years old?

Computer_Nerd

About 50 or so. He's got two smoking hot daughters (22, 23 yrs) that like to wash their cars in sport bras and tiny cotton shorts, though.

slvrgtstang

well, become friends with one of his daughters and your problem solved.

Computer_Nerd

That's like dorm incest. Anyways, one is engaged and the other has a steady serious boyfriend. That's a no-no.