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When I was stationed down in Louisiana, there were a bunch of food stamp product themed crown vics and caprices. The sad thing is that the pics shown here in the last two pages are pretty legit in comparison. One of them was a Skittles car but it said "SKITELS" in a font that was about 18" tall across the side and had skittles wrappers wrapped around the door handles. There was also a "Forsted" Flakes cutlass that I'd see on the side of the road all the time, supposedly because the engine couldn't handle trying to turn 28" wheels all the time. I really wish I could have taken pictures but I'm sure I would have been shot.
I almost never encounter Donks up here in Virginia, but the last few times I was down in Myrtle beach, dem shits were all over the place.. Most of them were themed after candy bars, and soft drinks. I saw Mountain Dew, Skittles, Snickers, Nerds, and the best [and most ghetto] was a Reese's Peanut butter cups one that had the hood completely covered in Peanut Butter cup wrappers with clearcoat shot over them
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In my quest for dookness over the last few days I came across another horrible trend from Texas.. These shits are called "Swangas".. Here's pics...

.. In my quest for dookness over the last few days I came across another horrible trend from Texas.. These shits are called "Swangas".. Here's pics...
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On second thought, I do remember a couple of years ago a certain candy orange caprice donk, leaving the Waffle House on Mercury near Aberdeen, thinking he was king shit speeding out of the parking lot only to snap the left front suspension and drag that hunk of shit in the middle of mercury. Needless to say I seen it at Pep Boys a couple of days later completely stripped.
Your feelings of rage are mutually shared by myself, and other members of this forum.. It's not just the cars themselves that make me rage, it's the owners, they're usually low-rent, ghetto dwelling scumbags. If I could, I would personally send every single one of them to the local junkyard to be crushed...
The saddest part is that some of them appear to have some decent work done to them. What kind of person with a lick of talent creates such a monstrosity? And since when did custom car shops start taking EBT?








