Part 2: "My night as a $750 repo-man" long-but all true
If you followed the story about how Slow expos cousin went to jail ur gonna love this. If you haven’t, I recommend you read it.
By this time a month has gone by and no money has been paid to Slo expo but his cousin still has the car. We are at a stalemate because cousin is not giving it back and he doesn’t have the money to pay for it. What does that leave us to do? That’s right boys and girls REPO! :D It's about 4am and we case the block and see the lights out in the house. We park around the corner and creep like ninja over to the car. Making sure to stay in the shadows and doing necessary cartwheels and back flips as to avoid the light we get up to the car. So far so good. Spare keys in hand Slo expo gets in and then we get into a debate., perfect time for a debate right, hahaha) He wants to start the car and drive off. I tell him no, what if the battery is dead and all you do is make noise and his cousin wakes up? We debate for about 2 minutes and it is decided to push it down the street. We get it down the street and he turns the key, it makes a sad whirring noise for what seemed like 30 seconds then all of a sudden IT FIRES UP LOWD AS HELL!!:eek: (holes in exhaust). We agree to meet up around the corner and he rolls out while I walk to my car. I have on a long sleeve black shirt some jeans and sneakers walking all casual and shit. LOL. So as I drive down the road I notice a car coming towards me. I know those headlights anywhere, Its a Got damned Crown Victoria. And who drives crown vics with lights on the top, you guessed it. The police. :eek: I drive past the meeting spot in an attempt to not draw attention upon myself. I see the cops bust a U-turn but I keep my cool and cruise like i was doign before. They begin following me and then turn, INTO THE DAMN MEETING SPOT. :0wned: I'm thinking oh shit my boy just got pinched :(, but then i think again, how can he get in trouble for taking a car that is legally his. Not one to leave a man behind I park 2 blocks down and get out to investigate. Along the road there are shrubs and bushes all over the place I use every bit of stealth and combat maneuvers the Air Force has to offer. I'm creeping through the bushes and I see head lights! I run and dive it the buses for cover, I look out and it’s another damn cop! :( I have no idea what’s going on but if they are Rodney Kinging my boy damn it there will be at least one witness. So I get up and start running again. More headlights! Boom, I dive into the bushes again, I see ANOTHER cop :crazy:(this is getting ridiculous) but this one stops in the middle of the street and looks at where the other 2 cops are sits there for a minute (I’m low crawling through the bushes the entire time) and drives off. I couldn’t see much so I decide to cross the street. I haul ass across the street and got a good vantage point in the bushes over there. I see Slo Expo and the cops talking. :) Then he gets in his car and drives off. YAY! Once I see him leave I get out of the bushes and start running down the street, then I realize there are headlights behind me. OH SHIT! I forgot about the cops. Its 4am and there is a 6ft black man running down the street in a black Dri-Fit shirt and some jeans. I fit the description of just about everyone in the damn city jail :rolleyes: So when they get closer I lift up my arm and look at my watch and put two fingers on my neck, attempting to look like a jogger doing normal jogging shit. It works and they drive right past me, phew.:smoke: I get to my car and realize that slo expo has my cell phone and I cannot call him. I get home and he is already there. LOL talk about an interesting night. |
Re: Part 2: "My night as a $750 repo-man" long-but all true
haha gj
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Re: Part 2: "My night as a $750 repo-man" long-but all true
hahaha... jogging.
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Re: Part 2: "My night as a $750 repo-man" long-but all true
Gotta love night repos. More adventure than I hope to ever encounter.
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Re: Part 2: "My night as a $750 repo-man" long-but all true
Good times man, sound like a most entertaining night
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Re: Part 2: "My night as a $750 repo-man" long-but all true
lol, your stories are fuckin retarded arlo lol.
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Re: Part 2: "My night as a $750 repo-man" long-but all true
hahahah good shit man
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Re: Part 2: "My night as a $750 repo-man" long-but all true
lol thats shits great. Those wre some dumb cops though. Everyone knows that if there are black people running they probally stole something.
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Re: Part 2: "My night as a $750 repo-man" long-but all true
/\ I actually LOL'ed
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Re: Part 2: "My night as a $750 repo-man" long-but all true
who jogs in all black?....lmfao
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ROFL I can't believe the jogging shit worked.
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Re: Part 2: "My night as a $750 repo-man" long-but all true
lmfaoooooooooo i like the jogging thing:thup:
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Re: Part 2: "My night as a $750 repo-man" long-but all true
i wanna know how they figured out the meeting spot ?!?!
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Re: Part 2: "My night as a $750 repo-man" long-but all true
Dude, he was jogging towards the cops, black people don't do that, so they knew he was clean
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Re: Part 2: "My night as a $750 repo-man" long-but all true
Originally Posted by Slimsta Jimsta
Dude, he was jogging towards the cops, black people don't do that, so they knew he was clean
Nah man I was running away from them, the lights were behind me. Who knows maybe the lady cop liked black guys :D |
Re: Part 2: "My night as a $750 repo-man" long-but all true
Originally Posted by Royalty
Nah man I was running away from them, the lights were behind me. Who knows maybe the lady cop liked black guys :D
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hahahaha. that was great
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Re: Part 2: "My night as a $750 repo-man" long-but all true
good thinking on the jogging thing...thats the best part of the whole story lol
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Re: Part 2: "My night as a $750 repo-man" long-but all true
Originally Posted by Royalty
(Post 2167463)
Making sure to stay in the shadows and doing necessary cartwheels and back flips as to avoid the light we get up to the car.
saw an episode of cops similar to what you did, except they stopped the guy jogging and actually shot the shit with him for a minute. Turns out it really was the guy they were looking for and another cop caught him minutes later. |
Re: Part 2: "My night as a $750 repo-man" long-but all true
Originally Posted by mugenej8power
(Post 2895634)
hahahaha. that was great
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Re: Part 2: "My night as a $750 repo-man" long-but all true
Originally Posted by CarsRFun
(Post 2895666)
hell yeah it was great.... just as great as it was 11 fucking months ago!
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Re: Part 2: "My night as a $750 repo-man" long-but all true
please dont lock another one of my threads. Just let it ride.
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Re: Part 2: "My night as a $750 repo-man" long-but all true
classic dude. lol .
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Re: Part 2: "My night as a $750 repo-man" long-but all true
sounds fun. i wish i could do shit like that lol.
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Re: Part 2: "My night as a $750 repo-man" long-but all true
Originally Posted by Royalty
(Post 2896158)
please dont lock another one of my threads. Just let it ride.
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Re: Part 2: "My night as a $750 repo-man" long-but all true
wheres part 1?
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Re: Part 2: "My night as a $750 repo-man" long-but all true
click on my name and look for all the treads i have started. it will be around march or april of last year
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Re: Part 2: "My night as a $750 repo-man" long-but all true
yea i started todo that and got annoyed at page 3
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Re: Part 2: "My night as a $750 repo-man" long-but all true
hahaha, i e-talk ALOT, ive had a few interesting stories posted. Had a few locked due to jackasses who cant just laugh and leave thigns alone.
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Re: Part 2: "My night as a $750 repo-man" long-but all true
thats hilarious... i get that rush every night...and get paid for it:beer:
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Re: Part 2: "My night as a $750 repo-man" long-but all true
ninjas make excellent repo men.
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Re: Part 2: "My night as a $750 repo-man" long-but all true
so what was your pulse?
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