Nissan offers Porsche driving lessons......[ouch]

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Oct 9, 2008 | 11:28 AM

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BluestedSRT

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Re: Nissan offers Porsche driving lessons......[ouch]

A GTR contains enough material to build 23.4 Caterham 7's, 37.6 Fiat Abarth's, or 3 Dodge Power Wagons.

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Oct 9, 2008 | 11:30 AM

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CarsRFun

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Re: Nissan offers Porsche driving lessons......[ouch]

^^^ LoL... now they just need to prove it had the same HP as the stock model

Oct 9, 2008 | 11:31 AM

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Re: Nissan offers Porsche driving lessons......[ouch]

A GTR eats snails for dinner.

Oct 9, 2008 | 11:32 AM

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Re: Nissan offers Porsche driving lessons......[ouch]

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Originally Posted by CarsRFun

^^^ LoL... now they just need to prove it had the same HP as the stock model

A GTR has nothing to prove.

Oct 9, 2008 | 11:32 AM

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Re: Nissan offers Porsche driving lessons......[ouch]

Oh God... This GTR thing is becoming awfully Chuck Norris-ish..

Oct 9, 2008 | 11:34 AM

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Re: Nissan offers Porsche driving lessons......[ouch]

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^^^ LoL... now they just need to prove it had the same HP as the stock model

A GTR adjusts horsepower with the LHAF (Logarithmic Horsepower Adjustment Formula) which runs an algorithm to adjust horsepower depending on how japanese the drivers name sounds.

Oct 9, 2008 | 11:41 AM

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Re: Nissan offers Porsche driving lessons......[ouch]

LoL

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A GTR adjusts horsepower with the LHAF (Logarithmic Horsepower Adjustment Formula) which runs an algorithm to adjust horsepower depending on how japanese the drivers name sounds.

Oct 9, 2008 | 11:44 AM

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Re: Nissan offers Porsche driving lessons......[ouch]

Quote:

Originally Posted by BluestedSRT

A GTR adjusts horsepower with the LHAF (Logarithmic Horsepower Adjustment Formula) which runs an algorithm to adjust horsepower depending on how japanese the drivers name sounds.

HAHA. nice.

Oct 9, 2008 | 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimmie

HAHA. nice.

A GTR is teaching professors at harvard and yale nismatics so that one day americans can build cars that are fast too.

Oct 9, 2008 | 12:22 PM

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Re: Nissan offers Porsche driving lessons......[ouch]

The GTR that Porsche bought is working for Nissan Counterintelligence and is sending video and voice feeds of Porsche R&D facilities via satellite back to Japan. The neat thing is that all GTR's come equipped with this ability.

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