people talking shit:

friends- " i found your motor in my glove box" drives a titian

friends- " i can pull 1 spark plug an still beat you" drive a 400whp TA

freind- " you think your going to make that much HP. hahaha, you turn the boost up, were going to have a hood flying contest"

mom- "I couldnt breathe""this is faster then my vette when i had it"

sister- "holly shit"

other people- " bull shit its NA, where the nitrous"

freinds- "awww..its cute"

hahaha. I get talked shit to from my gunner. (Navy) everyday i can shit. he still things his titain can beat me. bawwhhahaaa

 

Everyone: "Whoa it's got paint?!"

edit: Most common: "So you gonna keep this one?"

 

Holly shit... what is that? like a plant?

I always say to turboed people, NA is best!

 

v8 guys- " you call that a motor" " I have more TQ in my lugs then that"

 

from another forum:




Here is a dialougue that I love from my cousin, my dad, and myself last summer.

As a backround story, I always tell my dad how everyone grabs for the O-shit handle on thier first ride.

"Dad after arriving after giving older cousin a ride- Did he do it?
Me- Yep
Cousin- Do what?
Me- Grab the safety handle
Cousin- Oh IDK man, I was to busy trying not to shit all over your seats.
Dad and I- LOL
Cousin- Seriously, my Gf's dad has a Porsche I thought was fast, that was nothing compared to this."

General friends- Im not riding in that thing again, it scares the shit outta me.
-Your third is like my first

All Motor and V8 guys- How do you make so much power and get 30mpg?

 

Arent you already poor?

 

Friends - "When is your new motor going in?"
Me - "February"

Friends - "When is your new motor going in?"
Me - "March"

Friends - "When is your new motor going in?"
Me - "Sometime this year...

 

My redneck nascar lovin uncle... "If Hondas are so great, why dont they race them?"


I always just respond with a blank stare.

 

tell him to go to the track. lol

 

Them: "Is that shit ever going to run again"

Me: "Nope"