When is MerF comming back to get teabagged?
12-03-2004, 10:45 PM
#12
HM-8404
Re: When is MerF comming back to get teabagged?
Originally Posted by Cobra4B
Jo mama's so fat I had to roll over four times just to get off of the bitch.
I like these better:
1) Your momma is so fat, when she steped off the curb I tried to swerve around her but I ran out of gas.
2) Yo momma's so fat she was baptized at Sea World.
3) Your mother's so fat, you could slap her butt and ride the waves.
4) Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
5) Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
6) Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
7) You mamas so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go
8) Yo Momma’s armpits are so hairy; it looks like she got King Kong in a headlock!
9) Your Mommais so bald-headded, she looks like corn-dog with eye-brows.
10) Your Momma is so poor she had to jack off the dog to feed the cat.
11) Yo momma so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
And since the Holiday season is here:
12) Yo momma is so dumb when someone told her Christmas was around the corner, she went around the corner and looked!
12-04-2004, 09:17 AM
#14
Ghost
Re: When is MerF comming back to get teabagged?
Originally Posted by vasponger
no just stop please.
Brian...the problem I see is that I'm ALWAYS having to come down there...why don't you fucktards come up here for a weekend of DC partying?
12-04-2004, 12:05 PM
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Re: When is MerF comming back to get teabagged?
Originally Posted by MerF
Brian...the problem I see is that I'm ALWAYS having to come down there...why don't you fucktards come up here for a weekend of DC partying?
12-04-2004, 10:49 PM
#19
Ghost
Re: When is MerF comming back to get teabagged?
Originally Posted by Anubis
Because it's way easier for ONE of you to come down than for hundreds of us to come up.
When I make it down tejhere...noone ever makes itr over to Jay's to partt with me so fuck it.
I fyou bitcj ass hoes wanna meet up, thenplan some shit. I''m not tryng to say that I'm worht anyone planing therii life around, but I'm sikc of people bitchin to me and then not doing anything abnou it.
Plaan a party, I'll try to be there...I will et it be knwon aif I can make it and stij to it.