Sunday nights are boring...
08-16-2009, 05:35 PM
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Sunday nights are boring...
So come on out and have some fun at my place.
Small party, cool people.
Please PM for informations.
Oh yeah, mad dak touchin.
Small party, cool people.
Please PM for informations.
Oh yeah, mad dak touchin.
08-16-2009, 05:41 PM
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Re: Sunday nights are boring...
Kris,
can I tell you a story?
Okay, so the ships stops in south east asia and I'm out with a couple of buddies having a great time. We sign up for this program where we get sponsored by one of the locals and they show us around and tell us about the culture and buy us dinner and shit. Nice program right?
We embarrased ourselves.
We meet this guy named leon: He's a product manager for Microsoft, Asia division. Money, shitloads of it.
This is how the conversation went down:
Leon: Hey guys, welcome to Asia! How are you?
Me: Fine bro, thanks for having us out.
Leon: So, what are you guys in the mood for? Do you want me to take you out and get laid, do you wanna get fucked up and then we can get some pussy, or do you want to see some culture.
Me: awkward silence....
Leon: ?
Me: Do you mind if we see some culture first?
Leon: Whoa, I wasn't expecting that. Um, you guys are sailors right? Getting drunk, fucking everything that moves...
Me: Yeah, about that...
Needless to say, we have soiled our reputations as sailors by not getting plowed, banging Thai hookers and letting this guy pay for it.
can I tell you a story?
Okay, so the ships stops in south east asia and I'm out with a couple of buddies having a great time. We sign up for this program where we get sponsored by one of the locals and they show us around and tell us about the culture and buy us dinner and shit. Nice program right?
We embarrased ourselves.
We meet this guy named leon: He's a product manager for Microsoft, Asia division. Money, shitloads of it.
This is how the conversation went down:
Leon: Hey guys, welcome to Asia! How are you?
Me: Fine bro, thanks for having us out.
Leon: So, what are you guys in the mood for? Do you want me to take you out and get laid, do you wanna get fucked up and then we can get some pussy, or do you want to see some culture.
Me: awkward silence....
Leon: ?
Me: Do you mind if we see some culture first?
Leon: Whoa, I wasn't expecting that. Um, you guys are sailors right? Getting drunk, fucking everything that moves...
Me: Yeah, about that...
Needless to say, we have soiled our reputations as sailors by not getting plowed, banging Thai hookers and letting this guy pay for it.
08-16-2009, 05:46 PM
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08-16-2009, 05:50 PM
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Re: Sunday nights are boring...
Dude, you shouldn't even have to ask.
gays
I have a feeling im going to be hammered soonish and making drunk posts.
Banstick on its way lullz
gays
I have a feeling im going to be hammered soonish and making drunk posts.
Banstick on its way lullz