Speeding ticket
Slowing down just shows me that you are not driving with your head up your ass and are paying attention The panic that sets in when you see me is your warning. If I want to get your attention some more I'll turn on the headlights and press the brakes so you think I'm coming after you( I only work at night). You can look in your mirrors for me the rest of your way home, and I'll stay put be looking for someone faster.
2. You were doing 107 in a 65 and you weren't "doing anything?" I hope you die in a firey crash when you're not doing anything
Saw SmokeyBear sitting on 264 tonight, was gonna turn in, turn my lights off and pull next to him and chat it up like he was doing with another officer
.... Probally would of been frowned upon, so I decided to carry my dumbass home
Next time ..... next time
.... Probally would of been frowned upon, so I decided to carry my dumbass home
Next time ..... next time
Their needs to be like a Q&A thread for Smokey. I always panic when I go by a cop, state or county. It doesn't matter if im going 4 over or 20 over. I'll be going like 5 under when i'm around cops, or if ones driving behind me. These new fines will tear my ass apart more than going to jail.





