I was informed earlier that this house was the scene of the infamous fisting.

 

Oh, you didn't hear about the tagteam/pig stickin' that happened in the same house a little later on that evening?

 

I already called the room furthest away from where Broke Neck slept.

 

God damn man ... that house needs to be burned to the ground to get rid of the shit i did there.

Ive done it in everyones room in that house, and on the back deck.

Spilled Gallon after Gallon of urine in both showers

Upperdeckered the half bath downstairs when i was drunk

Skeet Skeeted all over the wall in the upstairs middle bedroom

Used a syringe* to inject piss into individual pickles in a jar in the fridge that belonged to my roomate that kept stealing my shit.

And watched the soccer chicks next door make out and eat each other out ... but they graduated

 

I've got lipstick lesbains that just moved into Jason's old house across the street from me.

 

^ I like this guy.

 

HAHAH ... I porked Jasons fat roomate about a year ago when times were rough haha


Know where that kid is now?

 

Not sure. I know he's in the area, but I can't remember where. Somewhere on the peninsula, I believe.

 

Nevermind. I'd never want to live there.

 

hahahaha