So anyways there was saposed to be two funny cars hooking up.... didnt happen...

There was saposed to be something worth while goin for.. naw...

pungo off road are a bunch of jackass's that dont know how to do shit on dirt and should have just drove off the course when they were done throwing everysingle fucking free shirt to the same guy in the audiance... stupid dick fucks.. and the guy that threw like a girl that couldnt get the shirt over the wall.. your a faggot, you need to go live in a bunker in the middle of no where and just wish you werent gay...

The scope was too small for anything cool to happen.. it fucking blew donkey balls...

And to top it all off I went to get a spit cup for a friend, but the guy at the store wasnt having it, so I grabbed on and spit in it and asked if I could have it only to be escorted out by an officer.... WTF is the world coming too when you cant even have a fucking cup to spit in, and yes the officer and staff did say you could dipp in the scope.. so dont go, well you shouldnt have been dipping anyways... and I did ask for the cup and told him the purpose of the cup...




Use your imagination and stick a huge hairy black mans ass mooning everyone right here, FUCKERS.

 

tell us how you really feel!

Ive been to those monstor truck shows and MotorX and stuff. Scopes WAY too small. I didnt enjoy any event like that ive been to.

 

I think the best Monster Truck show is when they have id down on the beach

HUGE COURSE

Tons of Freestyle space, and hell if theres not just do like GOLBERG did and drive into the water and do donuts.

Bad ass Quad races with LOCALS, that ARENT already set up. My buddy Jason races in them every year.

Bad ass tough truck competition.

Yeah you cant beat the beach. FUCK SCOPE, FUCK THE COLISEIUM for shit like that.

 

ditto... the monster trucks just dont get enough room to get speed in the coliseium and scope, its just not as cool n e more as it was when you were 12....

 

So I went again yesterday to the 2pm show.. it was free ... and I was told I h ad to...

I didnt dress up in a suit this time... and we got free pizza and beer.... and front row seats, it was pretty pimp....

But the show still fucking sucked... they had atv's and the dude on the awd yamaha in street clothes was my hero.. if you are on here, you get mad fucking props.. lol

ohh yeah, and there was a hot staff working in the chair next to us... so that made the show a tad bit better...



That 11 year old kid is amazing... that is the fucking sweetest thing in the world to see him ride in the GLOBE OF DOME! with his dad and mom... I wish I was half that cool

 

Some friends of mine went, but I heard Gravedigger wasn't going to be there, so I passed.

 

yeah the kid in the globe thing was pretty bad ass, but the rest of the show did lick huge sweaty hair balls. I only went on friday night but like 2 of the 6 trucks broke WTF is up with that. and beer omg it was like 5.25 for 16 oz . Im smugglin in my own shit next time. to the guys from pungo GFY you guys sux.

 

shit i remember going to monster truck shows all the time when i was small

 

i went to one for like my 10th birthday, it was fun as shit back then. not sure how it'd react to one these days

for those of you that havent been to one, go check out a rodeo. i never woulda gone if my mom hadnt randomly bought tickets to one awhile ago. i'm not a country boy by far, but damn if it wasn't fun as shit. i think it was at the colisseium?