She touched your ass. coollllll

HAHAAHAH

 

Was she hot? Or at least DECENT?

 

Merrill you acutally leaving today? It was fun!

 

did she ask you to "assume the position"?

 

I had fun, sorry I couldnt drink with you merf... would have been a great goin away party if the mexican showed everyone what drinking was.

Maybe when Im up in fredricksburg me and lennie can come stay with you or vise versa and we can get plastered for old times sake.

 

figures, i got part of my student loan check today... i now have the 1500 for the engine

 

She said, and I qoute, "Please stand-up and turn around, hands up." Then she proceded to have her way with me. Honestly, I was too busy ignoring her, smoking my cigarrette, until she went into my pants pockets. Man, she must have had fun with me.. .. she was alright, I'd MUCH rather have my woman slap the cuffs on (me) and do a search...... Merill, hope you got piss drunk and can't remember the rapiing you took

 

Man, I got followed by a cop the whole way into the neighborhood all the way until like right before we turned onto merrill's street. Man, I thought the cops were supposed to pick on you import guys, not loud obnoxious illegal domestics like mine At least i didnt get a ticket though. Of course, I was going 20 mph at like 1000rpms in third.

 

HA...what category does my car fit in? domestics dont want to claim it as a domestic cause its a fwd 4 banger, and imports dont want to claim it, cause well...its got domestic name...i love being equal...no cop pickin on the JDM Bird...well unless its a cop on a harley that wants to give me an exhaust ticket...

 

That's because my asshole neighbor called the cops the night before, and the cop told me they would be cracking down on the neighborhood. Thanks for the low rpms Shawn...we all appreciate it.