i feel like bitching about my problems with the law today ok YES i have a 7 inch monitor on my dash for everyone to see so go ahead and say it YES i did deserve the ticket i got today but i mean geez i was ONE street away from home i was going home to change to go to work to help shape the minds of young children and give them a positive role model BUT NO officer terreto felt the need to inform me that i had broken a law and that tv's are not allowed in view of the driver regardless of whether they are on or off( mine was off during the day) so i wanna say HPD please let go of my balls i'm a bit soar and need you too loosen up a bit cause its starting to swell and i might run you over with a ninja sword!!!!!!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

Yeah cops suck...but just wanna say thanks for my new signature line!

 

damn kory, don't you have to go to court for something else next week. Sorry i had to call you out on ur horrible luck with driving.

 

Thats bullshit - My TV doubled as a radio, it was an Eclipse indash unit, and I had cops look at it tons of times in, albeit in Florida, and they said as long as its NOT functioning as a TV it doesnt matter.

For all they know it could be a GPS navigation unit that comes STOCK with some cars. Take that shit to court, somehow get a receipt for a GPS setup, or go buy GPS software or something, and tell them to fuckoff.

When you turn on Eclipse indash units, they say for about a minute "In some locations it may be illegal to be playing a movie while driving. Please check into your local law enforcement offices."

Or something along those lines.

 

yes darren i do have court next week for "following too close" to YOU i might add which is also a bullshit ticket but ya know how i do

and the cop did ask me if the monitor was used as a a GPS unit and i said yeah and he said prove it and i said "i dont have any disks" so maybe if i can find a GPS disk that works in the playstation 2(this is the part where i lose hope and get sad) but oh well i am gonna make the tv swing down and lay flat on my dash versus being obnoxiously in the air

 

that was the best incoherent babble i've heard in weeks!

yeah sounds like the guy was bein an ass. sux majorly dude.

 

just felt like updating cause this story just keeps getting better well i used to date this chick and she hates me cause apparantly i lead her on and she got a bit pissed when i introduced her to my new girlfriend how was i supposed to know???? well her new boyfriend is named officer josh quitarro well yeah he gave me the ticket for the tv and i just found out so i thought that was a weird coicidence and that i live in the smallest world and my luck with police is very very bad oh well still cant hold me down HPD GET OUT MY ASS OK YOU ALREADY CAME!!! STOP TRYING TO FUCK ME SOME MORE!!!!!!

 

You have made my day. This is the funniest thing I wll read this weekend, for sure. Pardon me while I laugh at your misfortunes, but damn that is some funny bullshit! Well, it's funny to the rest of us...

 

tell them it is for the gps

 

yeah the gps thing is a good idea. or some kinda dvd navigation system.. whats the difference in having one of those and having a monitor mounted even with it off?