WHY DOES COREY'S BIRTHDAY ROXX?!?

braNdon martin: yer life sucks
ritz deez bia: why's that?
braNdon martin: you missed last nite dude
ritz deez bia: what happened?
braNdon martin: dude
braNdon martin: first off
braNdon martin: spic
braNdon martin: came over
braNdon martin: we went out to dinner for coreys bday
braNdon martin: there was at least 30 of us
braNdon martin: spic is drunk.
braNdon martin: we finish eating, standing outside talking, guy with a mohawk walks by
braNdon martin: spic goes
braNdon martin: "AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA" as loud as ive ever heard anybody laugh
braNdon martin: the dude is still like 10 ft away
braNdon martin: and he says
braNdon martin: "LOOK AT THAT DUDES HAIR HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA"
braNdon martin: so theres 2 of them and like 35 of us
ritz deez bia: hahahha
ritz deez bia: did they say anything?
braNdon martin: yeah
braNdon martin: WHO TALKIN BOUT MY BOYS HAIR
braNdon martin: everyones laughin
braNdon martin: ok
braNdon martin: so ther ewas a tractor
braNdon martin: and some kid w/ us went and played w/ it
braNdon martin: flippin lights
braNdon martin: dude comes out
braNdon martin: hilbilly
braNdon martin: GET OFF MAH TRAXTOR
braNdon martin: so spic
braNdon martin: is like
braNdon martin: mocking this dude
braNdon martin: dude is fucking FLIPPING OUT
braNdon martin: hes like
braNdon martin: "ILL KNOCK YER FUCING TEETH THRU YER SKULL!!!"
ritz deez bia: hahahahahhaahahha
braNdon martin: spic is like ok man dont do that, just go bake some pizzas
braNdon martin: LOL
ritz deez bia: wtf
braNdon martin: so spic gets in my car
ritz deez bia: hahahahahah
braNdon martin: and hes like yelling at my windows
braNdon martin: spic is like
braNdon martin: GO BAKE SOME FUCKING PIZZAS!!!!
braNdon martin: dude is like "I MAKE MORE MONEY THAN YOU BITCH COME OUT SO I CAN KICK YER ASS"
braNdon martin: spic puts his face to my window
braNdon martin: gives the surfs up sign and says
braNdon martin: "BLANG BLANG!!!!"
ritz deez bia: ahhahahahahahhahahahahahaahahahhaahhahahahahah
ritz deez bia: what the fuck
braNdon martin: dude is going nuts
ritz deez bia: drunk bitch
ritz deez bia: I wish I would've came now
ritz deez bia: no one told me about this
braNdon martin: well thats just the beginning
braNdon martin: we go to another spot
braNdon martin: and theres this corsica
braNdon martin: doing donuts
braNdon martin: spic walks over to them
braNdon martin: car full of ******s
braNdon martin: like
braNdon martin: thugs from compton
braNdon martin: spics like
braNdon martin: "thats the gayest shit ive ever seen in my entire life" right to their face
braNdon martin: so black dude gets out
braNdon martin: "YO IMMA YAM THAT NIGGA"
braNdon martin: spic is laughing so loud at this dude
ritz deez bia: haha
braNdon martin: dude is so thug i swear
braNdon martin: so his boy is holding him back
braNdon martin: they leave
braNdon martin: bring back a car full of 5 more people
braNdon martin: but we took spic away before they came back
ritz deez bia: damn
ritz deez bia: what'd they say when they came back?
braNdon martin: yo where yer boy imma yam on em
ritz deez bia: wtf is yam?
braNdon martin: i dunno
braNdon martin: guess its new slang for snuff, stick, punch, steal
ritz deez bia: yo
ritz deez bia: I'm putting this convo in the thread in spo
braNdon martin: hey
braNdon martin: nah i already posted it
ritz deez bia: bitch
ritz deez bia: you didn't put this convo in the thread
braNdon martin: ok put it in

Saturday, 7pm. Ask one of the usuals for the location. We need a count for the restaurant. '05ers not welcome.

We love you Corey-worey.
HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY.

 

thats one of the funniest things i have ever read. ever. thank you for posting this.

 

You won't be there this year.

 

i know, and its understandable. most of us 05'ers are like 16 years old, just getting their first car and who think they know everything. i, on the other hand, am 18, and have been a For Sale thread junkie for about a year. i only registered because relized that there was more to this site than just FS. but i can wait. plus i dont want you to see my car until the transformation is complete.

 

Corey said I can under one of these two circumstances -

1. I don't drink.

2. Brandon comes keep me in check again.

.. so um.. someone talk brandon into staying here. He said some goddamn foozball game is gonna be cooler.

 

fuck yes, i'm in. might bring the flask, who knows. hahaha

 

he said you can do what?

 

I'll be there with fucking bells on.

 

November 5th is my birthday also!!!



But I won't be in town.

 

yea once again i hate you all for doing shit together when im not home.