Dos de Julio Fiesta (.. that means party, idiots.)
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan
Okae that lady was seriously trashed. When we went back to get her purse she decided she needed to put all the stuff that was scattered in the field back in her trunk. I tried to tell her to be careful and not to worry about it cause the ground was slippery and there was a lot of water in the ditch. Immediately after i said that she slips, falls, and goes neck deep in some nasty ass water. Then she's like help me, help me. So i have to go and try to pull this woman who is practically double my size out of this nasty water filled ditch... while im wearing high heels. Then after i get her dumbass out she goes back down the ditch to the other side and Jay basically demands for her to go back to where Natchez is. The whole time she's rambeling on and on about how we have to help her cause she works at the sheriffs department. After prying open the passenger side door and getting her purse out, which Natchez so kindly made roll alllll the way over to the driver side door, she finally walks back over to where Natchez is with me while reminding me for the twenth time that she works for the sheriffs department. Natchez you are so awesome for stopping to help her, but i seriously dont know how you pulled her out of the drivers seat.... i could barely pull her straight out of a ditch.
Originally Posted by TPJ
Thanks for calling me yesterday.....
I need pics ... I woke up this mornin feeling alright ...
Craig on the other hand ... was fucked. But I had to look out for that fucker since I was the one trying to kill him with beer bongs ... let him crash with me.
Craig on the other hand ... was fucked. But I had to look out for that fucker since I was the one trying to kill him with beer bongs ... let him crash with me.
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan
WTF? The phone works both ways buddy... but not out in the sticks. lol All my calls went straight to voicemail last night. Sorry Josh... i thought yall were coming... i bought you a bottle and everything. 

Well, I had a fucking blast. It was nice to see everyone out there and I must say that Crate is the funniest fucker whenever he's drunk.
Ouch. We swayed back and forth listening to Greenday and you don't even remember. When else has this happen with an upper class white guy and a dirty mexican?
Originally Posted by spic
If I missed anyone, I'm sorry. I love you all.






