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Old May 14, 2008 | 08:15 PM
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Originally Posted by IamMcLovin
This is like the second or third post I have seen about this guy doing a burn out (skillfully executing a heel-toe downshift) and everybody is cool... yet... when other people post about something of a simular fashion... they are beat to death over the head about being dangerous and a retarded ricer! Hmm... double standards look to be pretty common on this forum. If your car costs under $30,000... you have to obey every traffic law or you are a danger to society.. $30,000 and over.. the road is your playground.. have fun and if you hit somebody they shouldnt have been in your road way!!!
Just to clear it up for you kids.............Poq posted about hearing me while downshifting. Yeah, while SLOWING for a light. I didn't "burn out", I just speedily left and got around some other dipshit (old dude in a Mercedes that decided he wanted to cut me off) after the light turned green. Then, this clown in an accord attempts to call me a "dick in a z06" for doing a "burnout" around a stalled van. Get the fuck out, I was slowing (downshifting) when there ended up being a stalled van directly in front of me after someone swerved away. I either had to lock them up and hope I stopped in time (wet roads) or turn and give it some gas to bring the ass end around. Oh my God.....600hp rear wheel drive car on a wet road during accident avoidance.......you figure it out. If I wanted to be a dick, I'd just do a "burn-out" all the way through that in-bred town of Poquoson. I think I've got some decent driving skills and experience so thanks for the tip anyways.


Stay tuned for burnouts in your town next. News at 11.


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Old May 14, 2008 | 08:24 PM
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I love Poquoson, but 99% of it's residents have "small town" syndrome.

Get a life.

Every time I get my Mach1 out, I get glared at as soon as I accelerate--no matter how easily.
Old May 14, 2008 | 08:29 PM
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Rich is a ricer...LOL
Old May 14, 2008 | 08:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Sandy Pants
Rich is a ricer...LOL
domestic ricer. I'm going to Pep Boys for neons tomorrow.
Old May 14, 2008 | 08:41 PM
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Holy fuck Rich, you're still up?

I though you hit the Early Bird specials at about 430pm, prune juice at 6pm to get the mail moving and bed time right afterwards.

In your advanced age, you need to be careful about over exerting yourself
Old May 14, 2008 | 08:55 PM
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He had to get up to take a leak. It probably took him 25 minutes to do it so he took his laptop to the bathroom.
Old May 15, 2008 | 03:44 AM
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Don't you mean Z06 with a dick?
Old May 15, 2008 | 03:55 AM
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hahahahah to the OP your over exaggeration of this story sucked, grow some, and get a new car.
Old May 15, 2008 | 08:04 AM
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Ok, so a newbie comes on here bitching about someone with a nice car that knows how to drive. I think I understand. It's Penis Envy... The guy with the $7.00 car is gealous of the guy with the $70,000.00 car. I guess he needs to understand that Rich is an EMF. So, I drive a car that was originally $50,000.00 and I paid less than $30,000.00 for so where do I fit in? I guess I have to play by the rules half the time. Oh wait, I have a $34,000.00 S2K, so does that cover me even when I'm in the SRT-6? Ok, I know, I'll get rid of them both and get a ZO6 so Rich and I can Rule the Roads. The rules only apply when the wrong person is looking.

Ok, now I have a headache from retarding myself to that level. Damn, I need some Pamperin, I feel the Bloating coming on too. Don't be a Clam.

Rich, next time make a big enough cloud of Tire Smoke so that vaginal douche can't see and runs his car off the road and breaks his Neons...
Old May 15, 2008 | 08:12 AM
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if it makes you feel any better. rich sucks a mean dick.


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