Good thing Garter snakes are harmless.

 

Thank god.

Just think what would have happened if it had bit me on my extremely small penis

 

Snakes

 

Fer de Lance snakes are fucking huge and mean as shit. You would see it...they get like 9 feet long:




It would do just fine in our climate, spring is upon us.

 

fuckign creepy ass snakes. I hate them. Anyway...theyre supposed to live over 20 years in tropical climates....so by the time it gets cold again, itll be dead....if its even real. Also, I'm not going to Gloucester anytime soon, so I'm not too worried about it.

 

Oh no, snakes on a shopping cart!

All jokes aside though... yeah.. I'm with TRU, I really hate snakes... though yeah... nine foot long S.O.B. you probably deserve it it if you stepped on one. And if it's a 'mean' snake, they usually make lots of noise when you get close.

 

fuck it, i'll make me some boots if i see it.

(and i don't even wear boots)

 

It has to be a hoax, as aggressive and dangerous as they are, i bet if some guy had it
as a pet, he would of been dead.

 

ive seen em that snake....on a plane :O, soooooo lets all go to the car show since hes in the air, and no i wanst the one who bought his ticket, but then again ill have my cam if he pops out of a car ill name the movie "the shortest k ever ran" or "snake at car show"

 

fail.