Walk out to my car this morning, get in and start it and it rolls over once for like a second and then just dies, no more power, no lights, no nothing. Check all my battery connections and there all tight, and I don't have my jumper cables with me. Anyone wanna come give me a jump, that'd be great, thanks...

 

Battery was completely dead, walked my happy ass to AutoZone and picked up a new battery, threw her in and walaa, good as new, thanks or um.... no thanks LoL

 

next time if its a stick just get some of your friends to push it then start it. Or push it to a big hill and then jump in.