Ryan (ITRyan) and I were discussing becoming pirates. If you are tired of your job, and would like to go AWOL, we are in need of experienced killers with access to Rocket Launchers and guns and other useful shit. If you are in the Navy, and have access to a battleship, that would be even better, you can come join our operation, no homo though. If you would like to apply, please PM me or ITRyan.

Sincerely,

Pirate Lord Vomitronz

 

This thread sucks.

 

Ninjas>Pirates

 

Are you a miltary member that isnt happy with his job that is ok with going AWOL to become a pirate, and has access to rocket launchers and guns and useful shit? if not, your reply wasnt needed.

 

This

 

being a ninja isnt a good business opportunity, its just kick ass.

 

ima Pirate from PR..... hola!

 

I am not in the military, but I am interested in this pirating business. I can steal a yacht if needed.


Oh is this Pacific or Atlantic pirating? And will I get to say yar maty, and shimber me timbers? And make people walk planks?

 

haha. I'd be down. I'm not in the navy, but I do drive boats for the army.

 

do you have access to rocket launchers and guns and useful shit?

we do need to locate something that can make it to the indian ocean, as that is where we will be doing work. We plan to base out of somolia like all the other pirates. I dont think we will have a plank, but you can kill people, thats fine. As far as saying what you want, I dont really care.