Dear Car Thief.....
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From: NOVA/MD
Dear Car Thief.....
Hey there Mr. CarThief...
Thanks for leaving me stranded this morning.... asshole! Would just like to inform you of a couple minor defects with the vehicle you have newly acquired. Well first off its a top notch 1992 Honda civic red in color, the motor currently in it is about to blow the fuck up due to excessive mileage without oil change (striped oil pan) and forced induction with out tuning (thats right all you got was a FMU and stock injectors). Brakes Are shot! the master cylinder leaks in to the firewall!
rear tires are BALD!!!! thats from the cool ass second gear burnout i did where i just held it there and bounced of the rev limiter for like three mins... I got video proof!
It also has blown seals on the turbo, and well the rest is just eBay shit. I do believe the wheels were to your liking tho, i know i liked em.(all of them have my name engraved on them!!!! ahgaahahaha) Oh yea you like the two mis matching del sol seats huh??? (red and blue) Oh don't bother with the body on that thing either more bondo on that car then there is at advanced auto parts. As far as chassis goes... well i acquired it about a year ago almost today... with 223,000 miles or something like that... the cluster has a broken temp gauge too almost forgot... and the motor is well over 200 thousand... hope you like my music on my iPod you queer!!!!
Sincerely.
The Owner Of SLO-N-LO
Thanks for leaving me stranded this morning.... asshole! Would just like to inform you of a couple minor defects with the vehicle you have newly acquired. Well first off its a top notch 1992 Honda civic red in color, the motor currently in it is about to blow the fuck up due to excessive mileage without oil change (striped oil pan) and forced induction with out tuning (thats right all you got was a FMU and stock injectors). Brakes Are shot! the master cylinder leaks in to the firewall!
rear tires are BALD!!!! thats from the cool ass second gear burnout i did where i just held it there and bounced of the rev limiter for like three mins... I got video proof!
It also has blown seals on the turbo, and well the rest is just eBay shit. I do believe the wheels were to your liking tho, i know i liked em.(all of them have my name engraved on them!!!! ahgaahahaha) Oh yea you like the two mis matching del sol seats huh??? (red and blue) Oh don't bother with the body on that thing either more bondo on that car then there is at advanced auto parts. As far as chassis goes... well i acquired it about a year ago almost today... with 223,000 miles or something like that... the cluster has a broken temp gauge too almost forgot... and the motor is well over 200 thousand... hope you like my music on my iPod you queer!!!!
Sincerely.
The Owner Of SLO-N-LO
Last edited by slo97coupe; Feb 27, 2008 at 05:08 AM.
Keeping It Real !!
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Re: Dear Car Thief.....
mther damm f hell, f you thieves , sorry about that Arturo , I will be on the look out. This shit has to stop seriously ..... i am happy i don't have my car ..just because of this shit
GAYFISH LOVE
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From: NOVA
Re: Dear Car Thief.....
Hey there Mr. CarThief...
Thanks for leaving me stranded this morning.... asshole! Would just like to inform you of a couple minor defects with the vehicle you have newly acquired. Well first off its a top notch 1992 Honda civic red in color, the motor currently in it is about to blow the fuck up due to excessive mileage without oil change (striped oil pan) and forced induction with out tuning (thats right all you got was a FMU and stock injectors). Brakes Are shot! the master cylinder leaks in to the firewall!
rear tires are BALD!!!! thats from the cool ass second gear burnout i did where i just held it there and bounced of the rev limiter for like three mins... I got video proof!
It also has blown seals on the turbo, and well the rest is just eBay shit. I do believe the wheels were to your liking tho, i know i liked em.(all of them have my name engraved on them!!!! ahgaahahaha) Oh yea you like the two mis matching del sol seats huh??? (red and blue) Oh don't bother with the body on that thing either more bondo on that car then there is at advanced auto parts. As far as chassis goes... well i acquired it about a year ago almost today... with 223,000 miles or something like that... the cluster has a broken temp gauge too almost forgot... and the motor is well over 200 thousand... hope you like my music on my iPod you queer!!!!
Sincerely.
The Owner Of SLO-N-LO
Thanks for leaving me stranded this morning.... asshole! Would just like to inform you of a couple minor defects with the vehicle you have newly acquired. Well first off its a top notch 1992 Honda civic red in color, the motor currently in it is about to blow the fuck up due to excessive mileage without oil change (striped oil pan) and forced induction with out tuning (thats right all you got was a FMU and stock injectors). Brakes Are shot! the master cylinder leaks in to the firewall!
rear tires are BALD!!!! thats from the cool ass second gear burnout i did where i just held it there and bounced of the rev limiter for like three mins... I got video proof!
It also has blown seals on the turbo, and well the rest is just eBay shit. I do believe the wheels were to your liking tho, i know i liked em.(all of them have my name engraved on them!!!! ahgaahahaha) Oh yea you like the two mis matching del sol seats huh??? (red and blue) Oh don't bother with the body on that thing either more bondo on that car then there is at advanced auto parts. As far as chassis goes... well i acquired it about a year ago almost today... with 223,000 miles or something like that... the cluster has a broken temp gauge too almost forgot... and the motor is well over 200 thousand... hope you like my music on my iPod you queer!!!!
Sincerely.
The Owner Of SLO-N-LO