A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her
blouse, the doctor notices a red 'H' on her chest. "How did you get
that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard
and he's so proud of it he never takes off his Harvard
sweatshirt,even when we make love," she replies.
A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she takes
off her blouse, he notices a blue 'Y' on her chest. "How did you get
that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Yale
and he's so proud of it that he never takes off his Yale sweatshirt,
even when we make love," she replies. A couple of days later, another girl comes in for a checkup. As she
takes off her blouse, he notices a green 'M' on her chest. "Do you have a
boyfriend at Michigan?" asks the doctor. "No, but I have a girlfriend at
Wisconsin, Why do you ask?"

 

hahahaha.............69

 

werd.

 

Abdul and Mohammed were discussing their children in a cafe in downtown Baghdad.

Abdul pulls out his wallet and shows Mohammed pictures of his children. "This is my oldest son, he is a martyr." "And this is my second son, he is also a martyr."

"Ahh...." sighed Abdul, "they blow up so fast."

 

ummm, that joke is weak EEK

 

you want better

 

hey knock knock..............go fuck urself.

 

this one is ok

A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with
another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she
dragged her husband down the stairs to the garage and put his
penis in a vise. She then secured it tightly and removed the
handle.

Next she picked up a hacksaw.

The husband terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to
cut it off are you?"

The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, said, "Nope. You
are. I'm going to set the garage on fire."

 

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting
at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally
goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I
chatted with you for a while?"

She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't
sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now staring at
them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed
and he slinks back to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes.
She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You
see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how
people respond to embarrassing situations."

To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean
$200?"

 

heh