Top Ten Douchebag Car Owners
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From: Powhatan, VA
Re: Top Ten Douchebag Car Owners
trying to show off to their ugly girlfriend how macho they are by being a complete moron, pretending parking lots are rally tracks, and thinking they have the fastest car ever built, SRT4 owners do it all. They are world class, award winning, grade A douchebags that need to be stomped, laughed at, outrun, and outdone in every car related anything they bring their pieces of crap too. Even Dodge thought they created a douchebag monster they couldn't control so they axed it. Above it all, these douchebags are in intense denial about one thing: THEY DRIVE NEONS. Neons will never be cool, respectable, awesome, attractive, or have a legacy other than being pre-form scrap metal. Douche on SRT4 owners, Douche on!
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From: Richmond
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I thought you liked me Jen!!!! Whatev. 
you!!! i meant before cool people started being able to purchase those lovely cars (i love s2k's)...the owners were douchebags. you could NEVER be a douchebag my dear 
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Yeah that. Since you know the difference, you should get you a 3 series Like all the other lawyer douchebags. Then you could be on the list too, but don't think that if you do you will unseat me and my douchebag comrades from the #1 top spot. 
Once again, EMF in 1st place.
Once again, EMF in 1st place.
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