Dook status
A.K.A Jebus
Joined: Jul 2007
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From: NOVA
Re: Dook status
Here! To show my affection, I took approximately 30 seconds of my day to MS Paint you a picture of one of the most aesthetically pleasing cars ever made, sculpted and designed by the biggest and brightest minds to represent the epitome of automobile excellence.
lulz, or not.
You get to guess which side is the front and which is the back... it's even in the right thread! How convenient!
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You get to guess which side is the front and which is the back... it's even in the right thread! How convenient!
All you're missing is a set of horrible looking green TE37 or some cheap XXR's and you'd have his car.
Troll & Run
Joined: Sep 2007
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From: Hampton Roads
last breath first
Joined: Aug 2010
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Re: Dook status
my god, the cobalt is the epitome of dook status. Theres one this chick rides around in here in my hometown and it is a straight abomination and should be blown the fuck up with dynamite.
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Jody Highroller
Joined: Feb 2012
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From: UpSouth.
Re: Dook status
http://www.stanceworks.com/forums/sh...ad.php?t=31325
wowww... So he wants a grand for ruined 3 piece BBS RS?
Can't tell if serious.
wowww... So he wants a grand for ruined 3 piece BBS RS?
Can't tell if serious.
Jive Turkey
Joined: Sep 2008
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From: Raleigh, NC
Re: Dook status
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst...066316847.html
Well, the in dash pickle dispenser is pretty dope
WARNING. This car is a SERIOUS chick magnet so anyone with a significant other or a heart condition SHOULD NOT GO ANYWHERE NEAR IT.
Very fast Ford Contour SVT. Car was featured in a Funny Or Die Mustang commercial, hence the crazy paint job. Giant lion face on the front. Hand grenade gear stick. Silver skull on the back. Fluorescent green, orange and yellow paint job.
The car runs well and has the registration paid until mid 2013 but it needs to be smogged.
We beat it up a bit for the commercial but make us an offer and we'll consider it. Doors were removed and replaced, so windows no longer work. Check engine light is on. We really just need to get this thing out of the driveway. We also installed an in-dash pickle dispenser for the commercial which we'd be happy to put back in if you happen to like pickles.
PS, the puddle under the car belongs to another car. Lion Car doesn't leak.
PPS, send us an email or contact Lion Car's personal assistant on 310 892 8263.
PPPS, ROOOOOOAAAAR!!!
Very fast Ford Contour SVT. Car was featured in a Funny Or Die Mustang commercial, hence the crazy paint job. Giant lion face on the front. Hand grenade gear stick. Silver skull on the back. Fluorescent green, orange and yellow paint job.
The car runs well and has the registration paid until mid 2013 but it needs to be smogged.
We beat it up a bit for the commercial but make us an offer and we'll consider it. Doors were removed and replaced, so windows no longer work. Check engine light is on. We really just need to get this thing out of the driveway. We also installed an in-dash pickle dispenser for the commercial which we'd be happy to put back in if you happen to like pickles.
PS, the puddle under the car belongs to another car. Lion Car doesn't leak.
PPS, send us an email or contact Lion Car's personal assistant on 310 892 8263.
PPPS, ROOOOOOAAAAR!!!
Well, the in dash pickle dispenser is pretty dope