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Jun 1, 2011 | 07:43 AM

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Kris.Is.Foamin

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Re: If you wanna get divorced...

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Originally Posted by Topik

lol sexygts was hilarious. she kept popping off w/ her white knight puppy dog friends about how clean she was then Mike PM'd me and said he got a half a hand in that bitch at a pool party. ahahaha

The lullz were great. But I'd still smash.

Jun 1, 2011 | 07:43 AM

#132

CHUBBS_09

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Re: If you wanna get divorced...

you know bitches aint got no rights

Jun 1, 2011 | 07:53 AM

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Archer

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Re: If you wanna get divorced...

ps: shonanspeed you lookin pretty dang good for an over 30 girl. i'd hurry up and lock up a dick though cause you've got 5 more years, tops.

Jun 1, 2011 | 07:53 AM

#134

Kris.Is.Foamin

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Re: If you wanna get divorced...

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Originally Posted by Topik

ps: shonanspeed you lookin pretty dang good for an over 30 girl. i'd hurry up and lock up a dick though cause you've got 5 more years, tops.

The truth is agreeable.

Jun 1, 2011 | 08:05 AM

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shonanspeed

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Re: If you wanna get divorced...

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Originally Posted by Grant22

....username on it, fail at being funny? You really live up to your looks, but actually I think people with Down Syndrome may be a little smarter than you. You are just jealous of F8L500, alot of people on this forum know her, and know that shes pretty....

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Waiting on pics of Janelle from Reloaded in:

Damn chica, U Mad?! Your ass is chafed that bad? That shit probably got posted before you were even a member here! You keep popping off about how hot you think your GF is...go fuck it out! I haven't been nagged this much by a bitch I wasn't sleeping with in years. Don't you have some laundry to do, some shit to clean?

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Originally Posted by Lord-Humongous

WAT IS THAT WITH THE BOW ON IT.
LOL AT HEDGEHOG PICTURE.

Motec M800.

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Originally Posted by shonanspeed

Wow, I'm flattered. If you keep insinuating that I'm hot I'm going to get a big head. Let's make it so he wants to get off to you. I'm going to send him a Motec preprogrammed with an increase in sexy-timing, we're going to turn down the boost on your wildly flapping jaw and if that doesn't work I'll even program it to do a dumb bitch delete. Just promise me you'll use James Thurman.

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Originally Posted by Topik

lol sexygts was hilarious. she kept popping off w/ her white knight puppy dog friends about how clean she was then Mike PM'd me and said he got a half a hand in that bitch at a pool party. ahahaha

I always thought she was alright. Chicks don't have much hang time around here. They pop up for a year or two then delete their username.

Jun 1, 2011 | 08:07 AM

#136

shonanspeed

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Re: If you wanna get divorced...

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Originally Posted by Topik

ps: shonanspeed you lookin pretty dang good for an over 30 girl. i'd hurry up and lock up a dick though cause you've got 5 more years, tops.

I'm 29!

Jun 1, 2011 | 08:12 AM

#137

Archer

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Re: If you wanna get divorced...

I'm no mathematician but subtracting 1981 from 2012 doesn't leave me with 29. Don't worry about it booboo I like older ladies.

Jun 1, 2011 | 08:13 AM

#138

-JB-

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Re: If you wanna get divorced...

iz bron in 82 so Iz noz Im 29, were ur maff at gurl?

Jun 1, 2011 | 08:13 AM

#139

Twenty5psi

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Re: If you wanna get divorced...

I AM HERE TO WHITE-KNIGHT ALL THE WOMENZ IN THIS THREAD

i really love all teh womenz posting and have zero problems with any of them. Maybe, just maybe, we can all make up and be friends...while I film the make-up scissoring?

but seriously, be fucking friends or else

Jun 1, 2011 | 08:17 AM

#140

shonanspeed

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Re: If you wanna get divorced...

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Originally Posted by -JB-

iz bron in 82 so Iz noz Im 29, were ur maff at gurl?

October of 81

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