Post the best picture YOU'VE taken of YOUR car.

Reply Subscribe

Thread Tools

Jan 17, 2011 | 09:19 PM

#841

Hooch

Sheeeit

Joined: Jul 2006

Posts: 3,307

Likes: 0

Re: Post the best picture YOU'VE taken of YOUR car.

gods an alien and jesus is an astronaut and the holy spirit is a funkadelic soul train they both use to party across the cosmos.

Jan 17, 2011 | 09:38 PM

#842

terrible advice

Thread Starter

Registered Member

Joined: Jan 2010

Posts: 3,652

Likes: 0

Re: Post the best picture YOU'VE taken of YOUR car.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Race B&on

I actually just call it all bullshit, but I think it bears mentioning that at the time the Earth was created God was recognized specifically as a single entity, Jesus and the Holy Spirit didn't exist until later. Mind unfucked.

oh gosh don't you know you can't create something out of nothing?

Jan 17, 2011 | 09:53 PM

#843

Trunk Impaired

SHAKESHAKESHAKESHAKE

Joined: Apr 2010

Posts: 4,086

Likes: 0

From: Western

Re: Post the best picture YOU'VE taken of YOUR car.

Quote:

Originally Posted by jayessoh foto

oh gosh don't you know you can't create something out of nothing?

Don't tell God that. Didn't he create everything (himself included) out of nothing?

Jan 17, 2011 | 09:58 PM

#844

terrible advice

Thread Starter

Registered Member

Joined: Jan 2010

Posts: 3,652

Likes: 0

Re: Post the best picture YOU'VE taken of YOUR car.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Race B&on

Don't tell God that. Didn't he create everything (himself included) out of nothing?

where'd that first atom come from?
it's FAR MORE PLAUSIBLE FOR GOD TO HAVE SIMPLY EXISTED DUH. IT'S LIKE PAPER SCISSORS ROCK.

Jan 17, 2011 | 10:04 PM

#845

Trunk Impaired

SHAKESHAKESHAKESHAKE

Joined: Apr 2010

Posts: 4,086

Likes: 0

From: Western

Re: Post the best picture YOU'VE taken of YOUR car.

Maybe God WAS the first atom, and when he created the first man in his image he named that man...........

MINDFUCK.

Jan 17, 2011 | 10:06 PM

#846

terrible advice

Thread Starter

Registered Member

Joined: Jan 2010

Posts: 3,652

Likes: 0

Re: Post the best picture YOU'VE taken of YOUR car.

IF WE ARE ALL MADE IN GOD'S IMAGE AND GOD IS AN ATOM THEN WE ARE ALL ATOMS. IF WE ARE ALL ATOMS HOW COME WHEN WE FUCK SHIT DOESN'T EXPLODE.?

Jan 17, 2011 | 10:08 PM

#847

Trunk Impaired

SHAKESHAKESHAKESHAKE

Joined: Apr 2010

Posts: 4,086

Likes: 0

From: Western

Re: Post the best picture YOU'VE taken of YOUR car.

Quote:

Originally Posted by jayessoh foto

IF WE ARE ALL MADE IN GOD'S IMAGE AND GOD IS AN ATOM THEN WE ARE ALL ATOMS. IF WE ARE ALL ATOMS HOW COME WHEN WE FUCK SHIT DOESN'T EXPLODE.?

If shit doesn't explode when you fuck then you're doing something wrong.

Jan 17, 2011 | 10:10 PM

#848

terrible advice

Thread Starter

Registered Member

Joined: Jan 2010

Posts: 3,652

Likes: 0

Re: Post the best picture YOU'VE taken of YOUR car.

after i fuck, it looks as though i've prepared an unholy offering of beef for the gods.

Jan 17, 2011 | 10:13 PM

#849

Trunk Impaired

SHAKESHAKESHAKESHAKE

Joined: Apr 2010

Posts: 4,086

Likes: 0

From: Western

Re: Post the best picture YOU'VE taken of YOUR car.

Quote:

Originally Posted by jayessoh foto

after i fuck, it looks as though i've prepared an unholy offering of beef for the gods.

Also a bulldog eating mayonnaise.

Jan 17, 2011 | 10:15 PM

#850

TiredToyotaDrvr

Oh hey

Joined: Oct 2005

Posts: 872

Likes: 0

Re: Post the best picture YOU'VE taken of YOUR car.

lololol.... wtf happened to this thread??

Reply Share

First
Prev
85 / 245
Next
Last