dead whale washes up in Gloucester
+fucking 1...i'd set some lawn chairs up on it and drink ridiculous amounts of alcohol while in a thong and allow spectators/ passerbys to take photos..seriously, when the fuck else will you be able to drink ON a whale, and become known worldwide as the biggest asshole around.
i would take full advantage of that situation, not even joking
i would take full advantage of that situation, not even joking
i was thinking that, id just leave the bitch, the city or my neighbors would end up just paying to remove it.
i was reading in the paper its actually illegal to touch any marine life
+fucking 1...i'd set some lawn chairs up on it and drink ridiculous amounts of alcohol while in a thong and allow spectators/ passerbys to take photos..seriously, when the fuck else will you be able to drink ON a whale, and become known worldwide as the biggest asshole around.
i would take full advantage of that situation, not even joking
i would take full advantage of that situation, not even joking




