True or False vanillathrilla, did you have any homosexual experiences in the pen?

 

 

 

Llama isn't even real. He's a myth.

 

False.

I totally got turned down. The officers were getting laid though, that's for sure. One of them is under investigation after getting caught getting a blowjob by a female inmate

 

dat aint gay bro


I mean, I would let a female inmate give me head, especially if it was martha stewart or some shit. RLY, who wouldn't love to say "martha stewart gave me head"

 

What is it with people and Martha Stewart lately? This black guy, K.G., was in the library in there trying to get some Martha Stewart books to... well... you know.

Have you ever seen a female inmate? Uh, I saw maybe two over the course of 4 months that I would possibly consider. A lot of the women are missing teeth and have track marks, or would steal your wallet while sucking you off.

 

Someone stick the tampon up your pussy the wrong way this morning? Do you enjoy homoerotic encounters with farm animals? I know you partake in them so I suppose the amount of enjoyment would be the only question.

 

 

Is that Camron?