What a joke, this aint #$@*art, we are not going to charge free alignment checks just for you Stychnine , this will always be a free service unless otherwise stated. There is no way to change the alignment without putting a wrench on it, it's going to be hard to hang out underneath the car with the customer standing there watching you, the process actually works like this, you mount the targets on all 4 wheels, proceed with a centering check, turn full left, full right and then back to center which tells the computer where straight ahead is and then the computer will read the targets and give you the readout of the exact position of all 4 wheels, all this takes approximately 8 minutes with a beautiful 3 dimensional color picture to hand the RPM client, not just a sheet with numbers Like we said Strychnine RPM is not for everyone, stay out !, now you can go back to your corner and don't forget to put your "Dunce" hat back on

 

Just did one of my vehicles "Because I'm not only a client, I'm the "President"" and it drives perfectly straight on 64E, infact only the precision accuracy I was expecting, hint hint wink wink try a flat road on 64E, not some bumpy road.

 

I thought your mom was the prez... she owns the place right?

 

i can has a free one yea? :> mah 3/4 ton suburban pulls...

 

hahaha lmao...

 

No need to explain how to do an alignment to me. I do them every day at work.

 

damn if you were closer

 

Do you has Mercedes wheel weights? If so, how much do you charge to mount and balance 4 tires?

 

Incorrect, just goes to show you don't know "Jack" http://www.rimsperformancemobileelec...sident_letter/

 

Strychnine's quote;
Free alignment checks are bullshit.

Just turn one of the heads or front wheels to make it out of spec, then tell the customer the alignment is out, then put the heads back and steering wheel straight, wait about 30 mins sitting under the car wasting time making the customer think you're doing something, and back that bitch out.

So where do you work at Strychnine ?, this is exactly what I'm talking about, go back a couple of post and read my last alignment story, remember RPM will provide 3D color copy before and after "PROOF".